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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts 
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Now I have to do it on an airport check-in video.
Why don't magicians fly commercially anymore? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it is safer to fly in a plane than on a commercial.
Why do magicians need planes to fly when they can levitate?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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You can't redeem your American Express card points on levitations.
If a magician produces something out of Pandora's box, is he an Avatar? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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Only Dynamike is the master of the avatar..
Why did the magician buy 10 pounds of malted milk balls?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To go with his 10 lbs of malted milk cups.
Why did the magician produce a baloney sandwich?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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He always had a bunch of it..
Why did the magician drive a nash rambler?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He was tired of being constantly passed by one stuck in second gear while driving in his Cadillac
How did the magician have a Cadillac in the first place?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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The model shop had a huge sale..
Why did the magician sell his book in the mall?...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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It was too cold to be on the streets.
Why don't magicians need four wheel drive? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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They are always in a rut..
Why did the magician travel in a sleigh?...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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He didn't have time to reinvent the wheel.
Why didn't the magician wear a mask? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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It was full of cream pies and tomatoes..
Why did the magician need 100 assistants?...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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He needed all the misdirection he could get.
Why do magicians wear shoes? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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To hide the holes in their socks..
Why did the magician not file income tax?...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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He is working under an assumed name.
How do you keep doves from cooing backstage? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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Have a mime train them..
How do you stop a heckler?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Hit the brakes.
How many IRS agents does it take to make a magician's income disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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One and only one...and we all know why, he's from the government and here to help you
Has any magician figured out how to make the IRS disappear?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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Take the dove hunting (blindfolded). Insist on Government accuracy.
Why do we never put a successful businessman's picture on US currency? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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You have to be honest like a president..
What did the magician sculpt out of ice?...
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