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Now I have to do it on an airport check-in video.

Why don't magicians fly commercially anymore?
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Because it is safer to fly in a plane than on a commercial.


Why do magicians need planes to fly when they can levitate?
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You can't redeem your American Express card points on levitations.

If a magician produces something out of Pandora's box, is he an Avatar?
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Only Dynamike is the master of the avatar..

Why did the magician buy 10 pounds of malted milk balls?...
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To go with his 10 lbs of malted milk cups.


Why did the magician produce a baloney sandwich?
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He always had a bunch of it..

Why did the magician drive a nash rambler?...
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He was tired of being constantly passed by one stuck in second gear while driving in his Cadillac

How did the magician have a Cadillac in the first place?
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The model shop had a huge sale..

Why did the magician sell his book in the mall?...
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It was too cold to be on the streets.

Why don't magicians need four wheel drive?
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They are always in a rut..

Why did the magician travel in a sleigh?...
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He didn't have time to reinvent the wheel.

Why didn't the magician wear a mask?
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It was full of cream pies and tomatoes..

Why did the magician need 100 assistants?...
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He needed all the misdirection he could get.

Why do magicians wear shoes?
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To hide the holes in their socks..

Why did the magician not file income tax?...
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He is working under an assumed name.

How do you keep doves from cooing backstage?
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Have a mime train them..

How do you stop a heckler?...
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Hit the brakes.


How many IRS agents does it take to make a magician's income disappear?
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One and only one...and we all know why, he's from the government and here to help you

Has any magician figured out how to make the IRS disappear?
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Take the dove hunting (blindfolded). Insist on Government accuracy.

Why do we never put a successful businessman's picture on US currency?
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You have to be honest like a president..

What did the magician sculpt out of ice?...
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