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Father Photius
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A snow cone (he's a magician not a sculptor).

Why did the magician always close his eyes when he made "the move"?
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Bob Sanders
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To fool himself.

Why did the magician shine his shoes?
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So he could peek at the bottom card.

Why did the magician only perform when it was cold outside?
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He only did space walk magic..

Why did the magician produce snowballs as a final load?...
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Father Photius
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Because he wanted a frosty finish.


How did the elephant make the gorilla vanish?
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Bob Sanders
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He allowed the donkey to offer a government bailout with free peanuts.

Why did the magician refuse to eat at IHOP?
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Because he was allergic to peanuts and he thought it stood for International House of Peanuts.


Why did the magician want a contract to play Las Vegas?
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So he has a chance to watch The Great Tongini perform.

Why did the magician like busking in Las Vegas?
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People liked watching him instead of Joan Rivers..

Why did the magician buy a magic calendar?...
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He does not know what a diary or daily organiser is.

Why did the magician like buying souvenirs in Vegas?
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He didn't know they were half price everywhere else..

Why did the magician do a free show?...
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In exchange for a ticket to watch the latest strippers' acts.

Why is the magician more interested in watching other people perform magic than his own?
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He loved borrowing other peoples material..

What did the magician name his dove?...
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Spot! (He made them often.)

Why aren't magicians allowed to have a sewing machine?
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Because they spend enough time on these threads..

Why did the magician become a witch?...
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It was a black day in history.

Why don't magicians' assistance want a promotion?
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$5 a show wasn't enough..

Why did the magician perform at a hockey game?...
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Father Photius
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Because he loved hearing the Canadian national anthem.

Why did the magician feed baloney to his tigers?
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Bob Sanders
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His whip was all out of crackers.

What did Roy call his polka dotted tiger?
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A Leopard

Why did Roy Rogers refuse to ride across the Magic Valley Ranch?
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