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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17174 Posts 
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They are always sticking it to them..
Why do silks wrinkle?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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They don't have enough fat.
What is the relationship between the Super Bowl and Super-X? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Its Super Duper! Thanks for asking
Why did the zombie ball cross the road?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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To get away from the two bit magician.
What does TSA think about foo cans?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They don't think, they know
Why did the clown ride on the wing of he plane?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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He had claustrophobia.
Why aren't clown noses blue? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They prefer jazz
Why can't clowns swim?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Their big shoes weigh them down too much.
Why did Clarabell only honk?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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Cow horns ran in the family.
Do clowns have to shop in the funny clothes department? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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No, but they love to be seen in public
Why did the clown wear an ice cream cone for a nose?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2862 Posts
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His name was Sprinkles the Clown. Maybe Ice Cream the Clown. Because a waffle cone was too big.
Why did the Clown throw away his rubber sludgehammer to do a magic act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He heard that if you can't beat them, join them.
What did the magician hide in his sock drawer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17174 Posts
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His wife found out he just bought a zig zag illusion..
Why did the magician stop performing the pea can?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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He learned how Yankees pronounce pecan.
How the magician know his dog could read? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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His cat told him.
Why do jesters wear bells?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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It may be the only "clapper" in the audience.
Why do beginner magicians go for numbers of tricks performed per hour instead of working on entertaining the audience? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because they think if they blow a lot of tricks at once the audience will think it is all part of the act.
Why did the magician buy three horseshoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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This particular horse could single foot.
Why don't horses ever run for political office? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Only half of them works once elected.
Why did the magician sell his talking horse?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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The horse told him to.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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