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Father Photius
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To head back to the magician who just sold him, it is an old scam.

Why did the old lady kick the magician in the shin?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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She couldn't reach his..............knee

What did the old lady say to the mentalist clown?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bob Sanders
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I had heard mentalist are clowns.

Why did the magician wear white socks on stage?
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Father Photius
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He was the Great Tomsoni.


Why does Bob Sanders wear his shorts backwards when he performs?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Whats the difference? Like BOB- it's all the same both forward and backward!

What did the rubber chicken say to the magician?
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MikeHMagic
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Nothing, rubber chickens can't talk....I know because my spring snake told me so.

What did the nun say to the clown?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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Just a bunch of nunsense.

Why did the drunk magician sit on his dove pan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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To help hatch the eggs in it..

Why did the magician do a misers dream with washers?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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He thought it was Holy money.

How do you solve the problem of holding up a card so they can see both sides at once?
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MikeHMagic
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Using my cat like ninja trained skills

How else could you do that?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
joseph
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Tape a mirror to your eye..

Why did the magician do 100 tricks in 1 minute?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Their hands are quicker than the WHY?

Why don't magicians wear red socks?
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MikeHMagic
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They're Chicago White Sox fan

What do you get when you cross a rubber chicken & a mentalist nun?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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A tough bird that doesn't have a clue.

Why did the magician turn to drink?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Why not?

Why did he use a bottomless glass?
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Father Photius
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Because he didn't want to be accused of going over the top.

What did the magician say when he woke up in Madonna's bedroom?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Help!...

Why did the magician do 10 wedding receptions in one day?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MikeHMagic
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Because he doesn't go to "11"

Why did the necromancer have a pet pelican?
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ERIC
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Because he couldn't fit a pet pterodactyl in a cage.

What was the title of the book he wrote about it's care?
Father Photius
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Popular Care for Perplexing Pelicans

Where did the bald magician hide his toupee?
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