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On his chin, of course!

What did he put on his head?
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His Hat.

Why did the penguin think it was a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because it was dressed for the part.

Where did the penguin get the bow tie?
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From a box of pasta

Why did Slydini eat so much pasta?
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He did lots of dinner shows..

What did the magician hide in his shoe?...
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Left over shrimp from the buffet

Why did the magician take a change bag into the bank with him?
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Bill Ligon
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He wanted change for a one-hundred dollar bill.

Why did the teller push that little hidden button?
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The toggle switch was broken

A penguin, a nun and a menatlist clown walk into a park, and a kid says....?
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Bob Sanders
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Introducing: Black and White, Right and Wrong, and Doesn't Have a Clue but invented it.

What is the real difference between a clown and a mime?
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I'll tell you as soon as I get out of this invisible box!

Why do hummingbirds hum?
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They don't know the words to Stan, Kate & Edith..

What did the statue of liberty tell David Coppertone?...
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Watch it bub, I'm a lady!

Why did the nun become a kiddie show clown?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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She just had to kick the habit.

Why are so few jelly fish used in magic?
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Bill Ligon
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Because few magicians use peanutbutter fish.

Why did the magician iron his deck of cards?
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So he could have a pressed deck.

What did the manipulator do when he ran out of cards to produce?
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He stopped producing them.

Why did the magician flunk his driving test?
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He turned his car into a parking space..

Why did the magician take up hypnotism?...
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To see if he could wake up his audience.

What would be a magic routine with bricks?
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Bill Ligon
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Two in the hand and one in the pocket.

How would you do the Linking Cats?
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Very carefully.

Why don't magicians pull skunks out of their hats?
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