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On his chin, of course!
What did he put on his head?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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His Hat.
Why did the penguin think it was a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because it was dressed for the part.
Where did the penguin get the bow tie?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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From a box of pasta
Why did Slydini eat so much pasta?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He did lots of dinner shows..
What did the magician hide in his shoe?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Left over shrimp from the buffet
Why did the magician take a change bag into the bank with him?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He wanted change for a one-hundred dollar bill.
Why did the teller push that little hidden button?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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The toggle switch was broken
A penguin, a nun and a menatlist clown walk into a park, and a kid says....?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Introducing: Black and White, Right and Wrong, and Doesn't Have a Clue but invented it.
What is the real difference between a clown and a mime? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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I'll tell you as soon as I get out of this invisible box!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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They don't know the words to Stan, Kate & Edith..
What did the statue of liberty tell David Coppertone?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Watch it bub, I'm a lady!
Why did the nun become a kiddie show clown?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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She just had to kick the habit.
Why are so few jelly fish used in magic? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because few magicians use peanutbutter fish.
Why did the magician iron his deck of cards?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So he could have a pressed deck.
What did the manipulator do when he ran out of cards to produce?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He stopped producing them.
Why did the magician flunk his driving test?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He turned his car into a parking space..
Why did the magician take up hypnotism?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To see if he could wake up his audience.
What would be a magic routine with bricks? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Two in the hand and one in the pocket.
How would you do the Linking Cats?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Very carefully.
Why don't magicians pull skunks out of their hats?
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