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This original! I invented it!

Why don't rattle snakes bite the Masked Moron?
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They won't harm another snake in the grass..

Why was the juggler blushing?...
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Bob Sanders
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He got caught red-handed.

What is the greatest problem for a blind juggler?
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MikeHMagic
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A deaf drummer

What did the deaf audience say to the ventriloquist?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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We will have to read the dummys lips..

What did the hand cream do to the magicians fingers?...
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Bob Sanders
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Too much. It was vanishing cream.

Why do magicians buy cans of spray paint with tops?
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MikeHMagic
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To spray thier top props

What color spray paint did the clown use for "makeup"?
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Father Photius
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Clone white

How many rabid squirrels can a magician backpalm?
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You can't, hey can only be classic palmed

Why did the magician give the clown a rabid rabbit?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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He was out of rabid rats..

What is the magicians favorite cereal?...
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Father Photius
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Kellogs, it was the name that made all the tricks work on the Magic Land of Allakazam.


Why did Mark put Nani in a box?
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HE couldn't find a pumpkin

Why did Nani Drive off in the choo choo train sawing trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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She wanted to leave in one piece..

Why did the magician collect green magic wands?...
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To match the color of his shoes and socks.

What did the magician do with the green color wands?
Bob Sanders
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He did magic for tree huggers.

How do redneck magicians use a chainsaw?
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Father Photius
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We don't know, one never survived using one to tell us.


Why did the magician boil his Fakini balls?
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To aid his red hot finale

Why don't green magic wands turn red?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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Because then they wouldn't be green magic wands.

Why did the elf try to bag Santa?
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He heard Santa belonged to the Loyal Order of Moose.

Where does James Tong hide his gummy bears?
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Inside his crocheted balls

Why did the magician's assistant dye her hair green?
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