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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts 
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To match the magicians shoes and socks..
Why did the magician join the ufc?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He couldn't spell Kidabra
Wht did the magician give the clown and orange wand?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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It matched his purple nose..
What was inside the magicians zombie ball?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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All the Zombie ball's attendees, what a gala ball it was
What did the clown bring to the zombie gala ball event?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Special gimmicks with zombie mittens for comfort.
Why do magicians who don't even do rope magic maintain an inventory of rope for magic? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because they are knot sure what to do with it
What is a clown's favorite rope trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The Knot So Difficult rope trick.
Why couldn't the clown get out of the Kellar rope tie?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He was only an expert with loose ends.
Why did the teacher measure the rope's middle instead of the ends? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He was practicing middle mangement
Why did the clown put a booger on his rope?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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He couldn't find his magicians wax..
Why did the clown punch the magician in the nose?...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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The magician came up with an effect the clown couldn't buy over the counter and screw up that same evening
What is the magician's favorite prop to use with a clown volunteer?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The fart machine.
What did the clown volunteer do to the magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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To sucker him into an open manhole.
Why did the magician steal the clown's case of scotch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He was working on a drunk act
What was the Irish magician's favorite trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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Turning beer green..
Why did the magician try to train a polar bear?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can have a new act.
Why was he not successful? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He learned too late that despite their cuddly appearance they are among the more vicious of the bruin family
What did his widow do?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Thankd the polar bear
What did the panda say to the polat bear?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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Where is your mask?...
Why did the magician levitate a panda bear?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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So the audience could see the blacked eyes.
What could a magician do to appear average? |
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