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To match the magicians shoes and socks..

Why did the magician join the ufc?...
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He couldn't spell Kidabra

Wht did the magician give the clown and orange wand?
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It matched his purple nose..

What was inside the magicians zombie ball?...
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All the Zombie ball's attendees, what a gala ball it was

What did the clown bring to the zombie gala ball event?
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Special gimmicks with zombie mittens for comfort.

Why do magicians who don't even do rope magic maintain an inventory of rope for magic?
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Because they are knot sure what to do with it

What is a clown's favorite rope trick?
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The Knot So Difficult rope trick.

Why couldn't the clown get out of the Kellar rope tie?
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He was only an expert with loose ends.

Why did the teacher measure the rope's middle instead of the ends?
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He was practicing middle mangement

Why did the clown put a booger on his rope?
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He couldn't find his magicians wax..

Why did the clown punch the magician in the nose?...
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The magician came up with an effect the clown couldn't buy over the counter and screw up that same evening

What is the magician's favorite prop to use with a clown volunteer?
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The fart machine.

What did the clown volunteer do to the magician?
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To sucker him into an open manhole.

Why did the magician steal the clown's case of scotch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was working on a drunk act

What was the Irish magician's favorite trick?
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Turning beer green..

Why did the magician try to train a polar bear?...
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So he can have a new act.

Why was he not successful?
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He learned too late that despite their cuddly appearance they are among the more vicious of the bruin family

What did his widow do?
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Thankd the polar bear

What did the panda say to the polat bear?
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Where is your mask?...

Why did the magician levitate a panda bear?...
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So the audience could see the blacked eyes.

What could a magician do to appear average?
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