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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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About that much higher than down.
What do you call a magician who owns six squared circles?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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A failure of geometric proportions.
Why did Yogi and Boo Boo hide from Mr. Ranger Sir?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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They could "bear"ly stand to see him.
What is Yogi's favorite magic trick? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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The vanishing pickernick basket.
What do you get if you cross George Bush with Bullwinkle? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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A president who doesn't know how to pull a rabbit out of a hat and who's first lady is a squirrel.
What was George's hat in its former life?
Kyle Peron
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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A bed pan (I sincerely apologize for the potty humor...)
How did Boris Badanov seduce the lovely Natasha?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Simple.. Natasha loved BAD boys and Boris badanove was the baddest around.
Who is sexier.. Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble and why?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Wilma because I'd love to make her bedrock.
What do you get if you cross a cricket with an elephant? |
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trickytrav Veteran user 391 Posts
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Much flattened grass.
Why did the cricket cross the road |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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To prove to the opossom it could be done!
Why did Jocdoc cross the road?
Kyle Peron
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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I thought that it was the Royal Road to Card Magic!
Why was Simon Bar sinister?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because Simon Bar Nice guy was already bought out by another .com company. =)
What is another great use for Joc's hat?
Kyle Peron
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Sometimes the Cialis works longer than it's supposed to and I'm not ready to perform my stand up act... (at least my magic one; oh wait, that's magic, too!)
Name some other good stand up effects.
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Getting up in the morning. That is always a good one for me. If I can stand up with out falling over, the day is starting off good.
What is the best thing a magician can do to waste time while waiting to go on to perform?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Collect money by panhandling the people in line who are in line to buy tickets.
Why are there so many magic conventions nowadays? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because the government decided that they did not want us "magician" types out on the streets. It was easier keeping us all confined to one spot.
Why are there so many magicians copying other magicians acts?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because copycat-ing is so much easier than being original thinkers.
Why do some magicians copy routines that aren't even worth copying in the first place. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because without that, Kyle has no act. (we really do like you kyle)
What does a magician do when he has come to the bottom of his bag of tricks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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He goes to Kyle and asks him for other routines he has stolen and still not used. lol
What was the "Where's the beef" ladies second choice for her line?
Kyle Peron
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Oohh! BIG BUNS!
Why didn't they let her use it? |
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