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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
None...not where he is anyway..
Why did the magician wear cowboy boots?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Because he knew that the s%$% was about to get really high...
Why did David Blaine tie Criss Angel's shoes?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
Because they had laces and not buckles.
What did the magician say to Hannah Montana?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Who's your daddy?
Why are magicians so familiar with rope? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Their audiences use lots of it when they run them out of town.
Why do magicians fear the smell of hot tar?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Birds of a feather will stick together with tar.
Why is there no campus for the School for Scoundrels in Washington DC? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
They're all graduates in DC
Why did the magician's assistant wear platform boots?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts |
Because he was performing in DC and we all know what is piled higher and deeper there.
What is the best venue in DC for performing magic?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Grant's tomb.
Why is it so hard to do magic on a submarine? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Somebody keeps leaving the hatch open.
What did the parrot say to the magician?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You use words almost appropriately!
Why are the backs of playing cards available in more variations than the fronts? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
They don't have a union (and by the way, Grant's Tomb is in NYC not DC)
How many maps do you have to buy to get Bob home?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
None, he uses Grant's appearing map trick
A bartender walks into a magic show and says...?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Who ordered the scotch & soda?...
Why did the bartender take up magic?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
To keep his tips from disappearing.
Why did the magician fill his change bag with rechargable batteries?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
For quick recovery if his act went dead.
When a magicians measures string, does he measure North and South or East and West? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
He doesn't...he uses rope
Why did the clown put her foot into a change bag?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
To change her shoes.
Why do magiciians saw a woman in half instead of seen a woman in half?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
They learned the trick on a seesaw.
Why did the magician perform on a trampoline?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
To show that he can perform in mid-air.
What happened when he jumped too high? |
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