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He kissed the sky!

Why did the clown dye her dove purple?
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To play the part of Grapes in the Rafters.

Why don't doves have long legs?
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Because they fly and don't have to run.

When doves fly, do they go first class?
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Only if they are enroute to Vegas..

Why do magicians dye doves?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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They think that changs the flavor

Why do clowns twist balloons?
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They are easier to swallow..

Why do guys juggle chainsaws?...
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Because belt sandrs have cords

Why did the clown try to breed a rabbit with a rubber chicken?
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He thought it might fit in his thumbtip..

Why did the magician wear polka dotted pants?...
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So he wouldn't look conspicuous.

Why did the magician levitate his mailbox?
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A truck just knocked it over..

Where did the magician put his portable hole?...
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In his invisible pocket.

How could you use extra thick playing cards?
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On an extra thick spectator

Why don't they make a rubber moose?
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They did, but he rubbed people the wrong way.

Why did the magician use wine in his milk pitcher?
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So he could give it a Whey.

How do you catch a Monkey?
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Wait until someone throws one at you

What did the monkey hang on the moose's antlers?
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Looks like a BOOM BOX, what a rack!

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What did the Moose say to the Horse?
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Hey, Seabiscuit! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat

What did the moose say when he saw the little man in the black hat?
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Moose: "Eenie, Meanie, Chile Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!"
Little Man: "Moose, Shut up your mouth!" (Lights fuse of bomb)
Moose: "Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a rabbit out of his hat!"
Squirrel: "Not now, we're in REAL trouble!"
Moose: "Good, because I don't like the pretend kind."
Moose: "Well this is a pickle...actually its more of a kumquat."

Narrator: "Be with us next time for 'Adventures in Mooselvania,' or 'The Land of The Horny Beast'"

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...and it's built RAM tough!


Why did the magician trade in his pickup for a bicycle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He thought he was two tired

What did the Moose magician pull outta his change bag?
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