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He was south of the equator.

Why don't magicians use bats instead of doves?
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They're all being used by baseball players

What is the Chicago Cubs favorite trick?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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Chicago Opener..

Why did the quarterback take up magic?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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He wanted to learn the pass.

Why did Nani refuse to play center?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because the last illusion left her a halfback..

Why did the rabbit chase the elephant away?...
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It was to crowded in the magician's hat

Why did the magician pour buttermilk into his hat?
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He thought it was rogaine..

Why wouldn't the magician perform at weddings?...
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Because he always caught the bouquet.

How did the magician make is mother-in-law vanish?
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By putting her in a clown costume.

How does a clown take off his make-up instantly?
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He uses flash powder!

How can a clown tell if his nose is swollen?
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When he begins to bump noses with other clowns.

Why does a clown have big feet?
Father Photius
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So the weight from his big head doesn't make him tip over.

Why did the magician demand air conditioning?
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Because his gig took place on the planet Mercury.

Why aren't all magicians clowns?
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They're not?!!! Wow! That's news to me!

Why did the magician sit in a bowl of yogurt?
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Because he OD'd on Aspirins (As_ Burns)

What made him eat the yogurt afterward?
Father Photius
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An 800 lb Gorilla with a sawed off shotgun.

Why did the magician produce a playdough rabbit?
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He just kneaded to..

What did the magician find in his snake basket?...
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A stuffed mongoose

Why did the magician's wife cut off the tails of the three blind mice?
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ERIC
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She wanted Hampsters?

What did her husband say afterward?
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"Did you ever see such a sight in your life as three blind mice!"

Why did the magician wear a wonder woman costume on stage?
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