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His supergirl costume was at the cleaners..

Why did the magician perform at the opera?...
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So it would be a FUN night at the opera

What did Batman say to the magician's rabbit?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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Nothing, he is totally into bats.

Why did the magician seal Groucho Marx into a box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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It forced him to be the straight man.

What do we know about a nation that sums up its political thoughts with a Jack Ass, an Elephant and a Tea Bag?
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That they either send imbeciles to institutions or elect them to office.

How many times do you have to chop a chop cup?
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Before you chip the chop, otherwise I'll call a cop

What did the shipwrecked clown say to the seagull?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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"Looks like this is really my last gig!"

What did the seagull say?
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"Then your act will have nothing to stand on"

Why did the magician fill his pockets with raw eggs?
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So he can perform his world famous eggs-trodinary routine.

Why did he leave one raw egg inside his back trousers pocket after the performance?
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Hey a guy's got to eat too.

Why did James Tong ride a horse to the clown convention?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Because the clowns were all packed into his car.

Why did the magician's assistant hide in the airconditioning vents?
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She wanted to learn Vent.

Why do clowns cram so many clowns into a car?
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That's why they are called clowns.

Why are there more clowns than magicians in the showbiz world?
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Because most of those who think they are magicians are actually clowns.

Why did the magician's assistant fill her shoes with peanut butter?
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joseph
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To misdirect the elephant..

Why didn't the clown pay his income tax?...
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He's a jobless magician who just became a clown hoping to find jobs.

Why did the clown call himself a 'Magic Clown'?
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He couldn't find a job doing either..

Why did the magicians bill tube fail?...
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He had too many bills.

What's the difference between a duck bill platypus and a magician's rabbit?
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One is a magical animal and the other works for one.

What is considered a bad hare day?
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Performing at the Ihop..

What makes for a good assistant?...
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