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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Because if he didn't impress the Witch Doctor he was going to literally be up to his neck in hot water.
What did the Purple People Eater say to the magician's wife?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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I will keep an eye out for the show..
What did the magician find under his close up mat?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The Great Thompsini's (sp) bubble gum
Why did the magician place his dirty shoes on top of his close up mat? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They were the only shoes he owned
Why did clown work with an aardvark?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He thought it would give him an AAdvantage.
Why do amateur magicians wear open toed shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So they could easily steal the funny looking toe tip they are wearing.
How did the magician steal the toe tip? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He just grabbed the little piggy and ran all the way home.
Why does James Tong never perform the Miser's Dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He prefers performing the gourmet's dream ... something he would enjoy eating after the routine.
Why did the magician produce real hamburgers instead of sponge sausages? |
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scottds80 Special user Victoria, Australia 730 Posts
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Because sponge causes indigestion.
What will be David Copperfield's final ever trick before he dies?
"Great Scott the Magician", Gippsland
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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To finally do a trick he didn't steal from someone else.
Why did the Chinese magician order a duck bucket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Because the colonel was out of chicken..
Why did the magician perform in sandals?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It was a counting trick that went past the number 10.
Why don't magicians work from horseback? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because when viewed from behind no one can tell them from the horse.
What did Mr. Ed say when Wilbur caused his saddle to vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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How can I drive without a horn?
How do you know a guy that put on real horse shoes is a good shot? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Let him catch you kissing his wife at 600 yards.
What did the magician say after he fell into the horse trough?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Water, water everywhere and a drink to drop.
Why is there an "X" in the middle of Texas? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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So everybody will know where it is.
How did the state of Texas make Copperfield vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They let him know that what they wanted was more crude.
Why is the star the only ESP card used in Texas? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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It's the biggest one..
What did the magician do with a torn straw?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Used it for the gimmick in linking straws.
How do you do Grape to Grapefruit? |
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