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Large tt..

Why did the magician stop performing 2 eggs in pocket, 1 in hand?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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After 21 days, they hatch.

Why do magicians know so much about rope?
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They do?..That's noose to me..

Why do magicians know so many knots?...
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What's knot to know?

Why did the Irish magician cross the road?
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He was still sober..

Why does the magician wear a fez?...
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He uses it for the pail in his silent Miser's Dream Routine.

Why do so many magicians use red silks?
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Because all of them have a thumbtip...

Why so many magicians have more them one thumbtip?
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They're all thumbs

Why did the magician's rabbit order a shot and a beer?
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To help the stomach digest the carrot...

Why this rabbit pays with credit card?
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He wanted to get a jump on his creditors.

Why did the magician keep trading in his rabbit for a beer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Hops in: Hops out!

Why is blue the right color for law enforcement?
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It goes good with the red faced people who get caught..

Why do most magicians wear black?...
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So if you die on stage you are dressed for it.

Why don't magicians use turkeys in their act?
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They do...themselves..

Why did the magician buy all of Thurstons illusions?...
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He is a beginner with money!!!

Why the magician stays at home?
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He doesn't date much

Why did the psychic deliver pizzas?
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Bob Sanders
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He had ESP - Extra Sauce and Pepperoni

How does the "chosen card" know who he is before the show?
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He asked the pizza delivery guy

Why did the rabbit order his pizza without carrots?
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Father Photius
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Because he didn't want to have to look at the magician in the dark while he ate it.

How many pizzas does a magician's family have to eat to go through his monthly paycheck?
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Wait a minute...We can Get Paid for doing magic?!?

What did the magician's family order on their pizza?
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