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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts 
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Large tt..
Why did the magician stop performing 2 eggs in pocket, 1 in hand?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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After 21 days, they hatch.
Why do magicians know so much about rope? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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They do?..That's noose to me..
Why do magicians know so many knots?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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What's knot to know?
Why did the Irish magician cross the road?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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He was still sober..
Why does the magician wear a fez?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He uses it for the pail in his silent Miser's Dream Routine.
Why do so many magicians use red silks? |
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Eduardo Veteran user 312 Posts
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Because all of them have a thumbtip...
Why so many magicians have more them one thumbtip? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They're all thumbs
Why did the magician's rabbit order a shot and a beer?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Eduardo Veteran user 312 Posts
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To help the stomach digest the carrot...
Why this rabbit pays with credit card? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He wanted to get a jump on his creditors.
Why did the magician keep trading in his rabbit for a beer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Hops in: Hops out!
Why is blue the right color for law enforcement? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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It goes good with the red faced people who get caught..
Why do most magicians wear black?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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So if you die on stage you are dressed for it.
Why don't magicians use turkeys in their act? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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They do...themselves..
Why did the magician buy all of Thurstons illusions?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Eduardo Veteran user 312 Posts
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He is a beginner with money!!!
Why the magician stays at home? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He doesn't date much
Why did the psychic deliver pizzas?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He had ESP - Extra Sauce and Pepperoni
How does the "chosen card" know who he is before the show? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He asked the pizza delivery guy
Why did the rabbit order his pizza without carrots?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he didn't want to have to look at the magician in the dark while he ate it.
How many pizzas does a magician's family have to eat to go through his monthly paycheck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Wait a minute...We can Get Paid for doing magic?!?
What did the magician's family order on their pizza?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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