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He invited him to a yard sale.

How do you tell a left-handed wand from a right-handed one?
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If you hold it in the wrong hand, woofle dust pours out..

Why did the gypsy take her crystal ball bowling?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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One "reading gone horribly, horribly wrong" too many

What happened at the bowling alley after she started playing?
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Bob Sanders
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She tried to get her act out of the gutter.

Why don't magicians run for elected office?
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They leave that to the professional clowns.

Why did the magician steal a case of ball bearings?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To see how many he could break.

How much money must you borrow to get out of debt?
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Too much

Why did the clown dress as Santa in the middle of June?
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He lived in Antarctica..

Why did the magician do a 2 hour rubberband show?...
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Bob Sanders
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It was his favorite way to stretch the show out.

Why don't rabbits ever need dental braces?
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To show he is better than the masked magician.

What did he named the rubber band act?
Bob Sanders
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Exposure and contraction!

Why is the hole outside the rubber band larger than the one inside the rubber band?
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It will take too long to explain the hole thing

What did the magician's assistant say when she saw 3 holes in the ground?
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Can you link those too?..

Why did the magician show the statue of liberty a card trick?...
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Because her sign says "Give me your tired, your poor..." and there was nothing more tired and poor than his card tricks.

Why did the magician kiss a donkey on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because that was no donkey -- that was his wife! (forgive me father)

How many mathmaticians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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2....but they MUST be really teeny tiny itty bitty in size

Why did the magician do a trick in front of Mt. Rushmore?
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So he could advertise that he had played before four presidents.

What does a magician stand for?
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About 2 minutes..then the tomatoes chase him away..

Why did the magician perform in front of the pyramids?...
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Bob Sanders
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To avoid being in the shade at high noon.

Why do magicians do box and ball magic?
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Because it is easier than doing barrel and block magic.

Why did the magician steal a parachute?
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