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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Because he needed a drink real bad. (think about it guys)
Why did the magician shove a rabbit into his coat pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because it wouldn't fit in a TT
Why did the rabbit wear a straight jacket?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because the magician was driving him crazy.
Why did the magician set fire to a $100 bill?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He knew his wife could make it vanish in a flash.
Why did magicians of old use red silks on black and white TV? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because the purple ones did not show up any better.
Why did the magician not use everything in white color on black and white TV? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He didn't want to be accused of segregation.
Why did the magician put his mother in law in the water torture cell?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To stop her from revealing all his secrets.
Why did the mother in law decided to take over the magician's act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because she didn't want her grandchildren growing up eating only pizza.
Why was the 300lb gorilla rejected as a SAM member?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he was laughing at the members' performances whenever a mistake was made.
Why was chimpanzee happy that the gorilla was rejected? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because she wasn't the gorilla of his dreams
Why did the chimp cross the magic dealer's room?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To get to the other side in order to carry on a little monkey business.
How long do you have to practice a trick to be able to do it as well as a chimpanzee?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It will take a lifetime to be able to do what the chimpanzee can do.
Why are magicians not copying the chimpanzees? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because they were not monkeys, so they could not monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the clown pull a chimpanzee from her silk fountain?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was getting banana juice all over it.
Why did magicians always seem to want to vanish elephants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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That is a grey area!
Why are there so few blind magicians? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Their vision of magic is low..
What was the blind magicians favorite trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Color changing silk!
How are magicians like the US national debt? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Their existence bugs a lot of people and they won't go away
How long will it take before said magicians are blamed for said debt?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Not long enough
Why did the president call the kiddie clown to the white house?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He wanted to meet the financial director on his day off..
Why did the magician stand under a tree during the lightning storm?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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