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daffydoug
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He was looking for a HIT.

Why did the magician feed his rabbit cookies?
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He got a bargain from the Girl Scouts.

Why do you have to look out for frogs when performing Three Fly?
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So it won't become a No Fly Zone

Why did the clown pull a frog out of her hat?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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Proof her act was swamped.

How should a magician dress to perform Hopping Half?
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Wear a jump suit..

Where did the clown hide his jumbo cards?...
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Behind his drooping flower!

What happened to the magician's novelty card tie?
Father Photius
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He lost it in a poker game.

Why did the magician pour milk in his shoe?
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To help grow his corns..

Why did the magician take up farming?...
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The only way he could afford to feed all those rabbits.

Why did the magician drink heavily?
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His sponge rabbits gave birth to 10 baby bunnies, instead of the usual 5 and he has no idea how he is going to afford raising them in this economy!

Why should magicians never mow their own lawn?
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They need to wait to hire Cris Angel after he is out of work.

Where does a magician stick that one extra bunny he wasn't expecting?
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Bob Sanders
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Can't expose that! It is neither Hare nor there.

Parachute pants would go with what other costume?
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Nun! (none)

Why did the fly cry?
daffydoug
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Didn't know where his maggot was tonight.

What is secretly bugging most magicians?
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How to get a real show..

Why did the magician take up knitting?...
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He thought two wands are better than one.

What does string think of magicians?
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It likes his threads..

What did the juggler throw off the cliff?...
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His voice, he was a vent disguised as a juggler

Why did the magician invent the 51 card lift?
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Because 52 wasn't deceptive enough..

What did the magician find in his hair?...
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A hare.

Why did the magician rent a new tux?
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