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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts 
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He finally got a paid show..
What did the magician train his rabbit to do?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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To make carrots disappear!
What did the magician do with leftover small pieces of rope? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Knot much
Why is magic banned in prisons?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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It escapes me!
How do magicians use keyless ignition? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To unlock the secret of hot tricks.
Why did the magician have to practice in a barn?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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That's what he got for being brought up in one..
Why did Doug Henning quit magic for a life with the Yogi?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Yogi is smarter than the average bear!
What did the magician keep stored in his change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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Clean underwear.
Why did Doug Henning sell his illusions to David Copperfield?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Humester New user 67 Posts
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He finally learned to do "real" magic.
How did the mentalist get a date?
Humester
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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He found a girl twice as mental as he was!
Why did Criss angel walk up the side of a building?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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He was playing every angle he could.
Why don't most magicians wear short pants? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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After all that magic they are forced to watch, they gotta do SOMETHING to impress their girlfriends!
Why did the magician's girlfriend leave him on a desert island?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Herr Brian Tabor Special user Oklahoma City 729 Posts
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He couldn't levitate his wand.
Did you hear about the magician who kidnapped a dog? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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No, dog GONE it!
What did the magician say when he couldn't get his shrinking wand to grow?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Herr Brian Tabor Special user Oklahoma City 729 Posts
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Viagracadabra!
Why couldn't the magician find his assistant? |
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Humester New user 67 Posts
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Viagracadabra...so funny I just had to use it again.
Why did the mentalist cross the road?
Humester
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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To get back where he was. (He was one ahead.)
Why is so much fun to sell props to mentalists? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Cause I need the $$$
Why did the necromancer join a magic club?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Herr Brian Tabor Special user Oklahoma City 729 Posts
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The magicians always were grumbling about a "dead" audience.
Did you hear about the overweight magician? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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He had to use prescription props for Wide Loads.
Why are magicians' hats either flat or pointed on top? |
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