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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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They wear hats that match the shape of their heads.
What do you substitute for a substitution trunk?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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I don't know, my substitute teacher never explained it to us
Why didn't the kiddie magician like kids?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought that Trix were for rabbits.
What is the average size of a doughnut hole? |
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Herr Brian Tabor Special user Oklahoma City 729 Posts
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I eat them before I can measure them.
Why did the sponge bunnies go the the bar? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because the Night Club was closed
What is Gumby's favorite trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Vanishing pencil message.
Why are some props only a shell of a prop? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They're Shell-fish
Why did the kiddie clown make a grizzly bar appear in her clown hat?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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To prove they are trainable..
When is the worst time to do street magic?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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In the dark during a tornado.
How would a magician recognize a normal person? |
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Kuma New user Sydney 51 Posts
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He couldn't - he doesn't know any.
Why did the magician go to the dentist? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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He wanted to purchase a pull..
What trick did the magician perform in the swimming pool?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Kuma New user Sydney 51 Posts
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A Paddle Routine.
What's the hardest thing about doing magic at a wake? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Getting an invitation to perform
Why did the clown fake his death?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Kuma New user Sydney 51 Posts
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To see if anyone could fill his shoes.
What's the best way to annoy a fortune teller? |
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Schaff New user Fargo, ND 76 Posts
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Ask if she's a happy medium.
Where's the best place to buy a wand? Posted: Sep 21, 2010 11:15pm Blah- I can't even think of anyhting... How do you get a magician to do 1000 card tricks? |
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Schaff New user Fargo, ND 76 Posts
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Blah- I cant even think of anyhting...
How do you get a magician to do 1000 card tricks? |
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Herr Brian Tabor Special user Oklahoma City 729 Posts
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The real question is How do you stop him from doing 1000 card tricks.
When can't a magician go to the bathroom? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He's holding a royal flush.
What would a magician do if he received a double headed coin in change? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Probably some knuckle busting move that shows how little he dated in high school
Why did the magician host a cheese & wine party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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It was his off night from Burger King..
Why did the magician levitate a goat?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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