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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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He was tired of people trying to get it
Why did the clown hide under a bridge?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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Be cause he had never heard of a song about "A Bridge Over Funny Water".
What do you call a male who is a magician's assistance? |
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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts
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Gay (or if it's a female magician)--Lucky B*$#&rd!
What's the hardest thing about doing magic tricks in a nudist colony?
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Your Wand
How did the clown get to the party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He rode in on a balloon animal.
Why did Nani refuse to get out of the trunk?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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It would have to be topless.
Why don't they foreclose on a magician's house? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Becase he signed the note in disappearing ink.
Why did Mark Wilson vanish Rebo's car?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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With shoes like Rebo has, who needs a car?
Why are most clown noses round? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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If it was square, he would look funny..
Why did the clowns tie spin?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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Because it is afraid to fly.
Why don't ghosts come in flashy colors? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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They do...Navy boo, crimson dead, and bright yeller..
What did the people see at a Halloween seance?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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Dark!
What happens when bats go blind? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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Alice Cooper pulls their head off..
What did the skeleton say to the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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You've just got to have more transparency!
Why is "using your favorite method" no help? |
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FriarShaun New user New Mexico 81 Posts
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Because I'm not a Methodist.
Why does my underwear have a pocket in the front? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To give you a place to keep your sponge balls.
Why did the magician only use three legged rabbits?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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If someone has the missing one it must be a lucky rabbit's foot.
What do you call a turtle with a wig? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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If your in England you call him "My Lord".
What do you call Bob Sanders with a wig?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Chris Abernathy New user 5 Posts
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Bob Sanders...
Why did Father Photius cross the road? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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Because Father Photius crosses everything!
What in Texas is faster than a limping armadillo? |
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