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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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The Texas Rangers sweeping the Giants in the World Series!
How did the limping Armadillo get to Alabama?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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With a banjo on his knee.
What do they mean in Texas when they say "spur of the moment"? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Sitting on your cowboy boot..
Why did the dove go on a diet?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Because the magician was tired of cleaning the cage
What is even slimmer than the Rangers' chance of winning the World Series?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Finding a volunteer's "freely" selected card.
Why don't they think of Election day (November 2, 2010) as Fat Tuesday? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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That day was already 'lent' out..
What did the hillbilly magician do with his empty oil cans?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Gimmicked them into Tire Tool Through Arm.
How did the hillbilly magician use a garden sprayer in his show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To keep the bugs off of his feather flowers.
Why did the magician hire an electrician?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was trying to make his act current.
What has coin magic got to do with the petroleum business? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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You keep your shell from sticking with Shell Oil..and your slippery sam slips better..
Why does the magician hate matrix?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The pattern has to be memorized.
How does a magician phrase a coin? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He really doesn't give phrasing much account.
What does Bob do with his silks when he isn't doing magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Hoping that someday he will actually do magic with them!
Why does a magician divide his silks into "Haves and Have Knots"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he doesn't want to get all tied up in his work.
Why did the magician tie up his wife with his silks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He needed the chains for his escape act.
Why do magicians do tricks using one-ahead instead of one-a-foot? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they would much rather be a head than have to remove their foot.
What did the clown say when he sat on the dove pan?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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"Being on top isn't everything!"
What is the difference between a Flash Pot and a flash in the pan? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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One gives light the other darkens the stage.
Why was the magician inducted into the newspaper hall of fame?
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He turned his silk into a Pulitzer Prize.
Whats the difference between a Magician and an Economist?
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Both deal with illusion, but one focus his work solely on money.
How did the magician perform linking rings with only one ring?
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