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"Leggo" my Old Maid

What does a Harmonica Player put on his pancakes?
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Blues-berry syrup.

George Bush walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What's yours?" Bush says . . . .
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On 2007-10-24 00:51, Nicholas J. Johnson wrote:
Because if they went moo they'd be cows...and no one wants to have a cow sit on their lap.

Wky did KobiHasOneEye ignore my answer? Smile Smile Smile

If you notice the time the post was posted, very close to yours. So he did not read it in time.
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(Queitley) I would like to lend your copy of Dora the Explorer in Iraq.

"Sir this is a bar not a libary!"

(shouting) Sorry! I would like to lend your copy of Dora the Explorer in Iraq!

(see what I did there? Clever eh?)

What did the pencil say to the pope.
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I'm glad you're a write winger......

What do you get when you cross a hanging cow?
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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X marks the beef.

Why did 13 chickens cross the road on November the 3rd 1988?
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Maumoon Abdul Gayoom ordered them to.

How did the 3 friendly faces elude Harry?
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They hid in the closet with Dumbledore

What's the worse then to say to a seahorse on his wedding day?
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Is it hers?

What do you get if you cross a hypnotist with a goat killer?
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La Chupacadabra

Whose the black private dick whose the sex machine to all the chicks?
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Richard Roundtree's Pekin cockerel.

Two goldfish in a pond one says to the other:
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It's raining out- I hope I don't drown!

I hate it when...........
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My goldfish borrows my umbrella on a rainy day.

What zodiac sign is your goldfish?
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Virgo, because . . . well, it would embarrass him if I told you.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a naked mole rat?
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A suit

How do you know if a ferret has stolen your watch?
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I think it's stoatally impossible to tell.

What's animal vegetable and mineral?
Neal Austin

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A rabbit a carrot and a small military leader.


whats the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?
"I came, I saw, SHE conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
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A light bulb will go out every now and again.

How can you tell if your dog has crabs?
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You could paint it green, you could hang it on the wall and so what if it doesn't whistle.
All the world's a stage ... and everybody on it is overacting.
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Since the last joke doesn't follow the rules shall we go back to my previous question?


How can you tell if your dog has crabs?
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