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It was the only one who would watch a trick..

Why did the magician only use gold coins?...
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To match his front tooth.

Why do the Backs of Bicycles show riders' faces?
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Because the would be double backs if they showed the other side.

Why did Howdy Doody try to saw flubadub in half?
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He tries every summer, fall, winter & spring..

Why did the magician keep posting in this section?...
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Because he has no life.

What did the pelican say to the magician's assistant?
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Nobody ever says keep a stiff bottom lip.

How is having a magician's assistant like being in assisted living?
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What you can't do for yourself, the assistant can do.

Why did the magician pour jello into molds shaped like handcuffs?
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When he tried pounding Jello into that shape it didn't work.

Why did the magician do his act wearing swim fins?
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He was a fan of flipper.

Why did Bob sell the ranch?
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To get his wealth out of the land of Obamanation.

What is the different in a "force" choice and a Presidential compromise?
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The country doesn't get hacked when the party in power rejects the force choice.

Why did the magician always walk around with a chicken on his head?
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When it flaps, it helps him levitate..

Why did the assistant make more money than the magician?...
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Because she had a real job.


Why did the magician slap the queen in the face?
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Her drones stung him..

What is the best way to produce a skunk?...
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Downwind and far, far away.

Why did the magician wear white pantyhose?
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It is his maiden show.

Why would you not want a magician for a navigator?
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Because all magicians are in serious need of direction.

Why did the orthodontist quit and become a magician?
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He was fed up with looking down in the mouth


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Because he performed in Texas and the audience was shooting at his feet.

Why did the magician turn his assistant into a moose?
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The act was obviously going under (water).

What is the difference between a flea circus and fleeing the circus?
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