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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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The same difference between lodging with my fleas in the hills, or fleeing to my lodge in the hills.
Why did the magician play a love scene on the stage in Davenport, Iowa?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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To see how it would play at the Magic Cornvention April 16th.
Why did the magician need the monkey wrench? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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His monkey was loose.
How did the magician know the monkey was tight?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He used lock washers on the nut.
How many mail boxes will a can of Krylon paint? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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None, cans can't paint.
How do you stuff Bob Sanders into a mailbox?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Mark the package FRAGILE and turn it over to the pros.
Why are postage stamps square? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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So they don't roll off the table.
Why was Bob Sanders arrested after his magic show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Failure to disappear from stage and appear in court.
Is it OK when a magician appears in court to respond to the judge with "Yes, Your Honor"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Only if his appearance is preceeded by a word from our sponsor.
Why did the magician want to marry a giraffe?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He was ready to stick his neck out and see spots.
Why should you never get serious about a tennis player? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because luv never lasts long with them.
Why did the magician chain himself to a pool table?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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To resist the itch from a scratch shot.
What else besides a pool table has corner pockets? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A kangaroo sitting on the edge of a table.
Why did the judge give the magician's assist 20 years?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He felt like she needed the break.
Why do they call them prison bars? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because about all you can do is belly up to them.
Why did the rabbit steal the magician's socks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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His snow shoes hurt without them.
What do you call a one-eared rabbit? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A very skinny one eared elephant.
Why did the elephant fill the magician's box with popcorn?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Location, location, location!
What do magicians use for fish bait? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Willie the worm (from Mac King's act)
Why did the magician join the Texas Rangers?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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It was as close as he would ever get to a star.
Why do magicians produce livestock and musicians don't? |
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