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The same difference between lodging with my fleas in the hills, or fleeing to my lodge in the hills.


Why did the magician play a love scene on the stage in Davenport, Iowa?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To see how it would play at the Magic Cornvention April 16th.

Why did the magician need the monkey wrench?
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His monkey was loose.

How did the magician know the monkey was tight?
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He used lock washers on the nut.

How many mail boxes will a can of Krylon paint?
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None, cans can't paint.


How do you stuff Bob Sanders into a mailbox?
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Mark the package FRAGILE and turn it over to the pros.

Why are postage stamps square?
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So they don't roll off the table.

Why was Bob Sanders arrested after his magic show?
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Failure to disappear from stage and appear in court.

Is it OK when a magician appears in court to respond to the judge with "Yes, Your Honor"?
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Only if his appearance is preceeded by a word from our sponsor.

Why did the magician want to marry a giraffe?
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He was ready to stick his neck out and see spots.

Why should you never get serious about a tennis player?
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Because luv never lasts long with them.

Why did the magician chain himself to a pool table?
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To resist the itch from a scratch shot.

What else besides a pool table has corner pockets?
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A kangaroo sitting on the edge of a table.

Why did the judge give the magician's assist 20 years?
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He felt like she needed the break.

Why do they call them prison bars?
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Because about all you can do is belly up to them.

Why did the rabbit steal the magician's socks?
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His snow shoes hurt without them.

What do you call a one-eared rabbit?
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A very skinny one eared elephant.


Why did the elephant fill the magician's box with popcorn?
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Location, location, location!

What do magicians use for fish bait?
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Willie the worm (from Mac King's act)


Why did the magician join the Texas Rangers?
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It was as close as he would ever get to a star.

Why do magicians produce livestock and musicians don't?
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