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Dynamike
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Because he was a red neck magician.

Why did the magician secretly back palm his assistant a tampon?
Father Photius
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Because he reached into the wrong side of the change bag.


Why did the clown commit suicide?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he could not compete against Dynamo.

What did Fr. Photius say after he put on a clown outfit?
Bob Sanders
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Nobody's nose is the trouble I've seen.

Why did Santa borrow Dynamike's red suit?
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Father Photius
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Because Kyle Peron wouldn't loan him the red jacket of mystery.


Why did the magician put coal into his assistant's sock?
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hbwolkov
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Because he ran out of stinky cheese.

Why did the magician run from the IRS ?
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joseph
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Their tomatoes are bigger..

What did the magician wear on xmas eve?...
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Father Photius
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His birthday suit.


Why did the magician's assistant change the tags on all the presents?
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Dynamike
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Because the welfare investigators were coming down the street inspecting.

Why did the tickets sell out for Dynamo's performance?
Father Photius
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Because everyone thought it was going to be a Jimmie Walker concert.


Why did the magician stick his head into a milk container?
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Dynamike
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Because a sign read "No black performers allowed."

Why did 80% of magicians switch to clowning in 2011?
Father Photius
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Because they are all insane.


Why don't Dynamike and Fr. Photius have a life so they are on the Café on Christmas eve?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because they are dreaming of a "Magic" Christmas.


Who will go to bed first tonight, Dynamike or Fr. Photius?
joseph
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Whoever sees or hears Santa first..

What was in the magicians xmas stocking?...
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Dynamike
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Nothing on Dynamike's ghetto side of town.


Why does Santa only deliver presents to wealthy areas?
Father Photius
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Because it pays to know your customers.

What happened when the Magician shot his Red Rider Daisy Air Rifle?
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Dynamike
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He caught the pellet between his teeth.

When is Dynamike going to win his next magic award?
Father Photius
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I'm not sure , but I heard that it was going to be a real cold day somewhere.


Why did the magician stuff a rabbit in his stocking?
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Dynamike
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Because she was a Playboy magician.


How does Dynamike win so many magic awards on the east coast?
Father Photius
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He gets all the other magicians to move to the west coast.


How did the magician make the reindeer disappear?
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