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He used the wrong clown bang gun.


Why does Fr. Photius stay up so late to post on the Café?
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Because he is in a different zone.

Why did the magician oversleep on Christmas?
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because someone was sleeping under him.

What did the magician say about the snowstorm he was stuck in?
Bob Sanders
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He sang "Snowbody Knows the Trouble I've not Seen".

Why doesn't Santa Dye his beard?
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Cause then mommy can't tickle his chin under his beard so snowy white when she is kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe.


Why did the magician steal Santa's Reindeer?
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Because they were not born in America.

What did Fr. Photius say when his beard kept getting in his was as he performed?
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"Why is my beard in my was?"...

Why did the magician make a snow angel?...
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He performed for an Eskimo teacher.


Why did Dynamike leave the words, "Catch me if you can?"
Father Photius
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He likes to taunt his audiences.

Why did the magician douse his assistant with gasoline?
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Bob Sanders
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It has become more expensive than Paris perfume.

How do you tell if a rope is too short?
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Father Photius
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By taking it for a long walk.


Why did the magician try to vanish his paycheck?
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It was cheaper than cashing it..

What did the magician produce on New Year's Eve?...
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A huge hangover.

What did the magician do with all the pink elephants he collected on New Year's Eve?
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He took them to the car wash to see if they were really white elephants.

What would you call a sober guy in New Orleans?
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Lost.

What can you put in a dove pan to make an audience of drunks roar?
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Breathalizer jamming devices.

Why can't magicians draw disability?
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They never have a pencil..

What was under the magicians card castle?...
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Dynamike
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A paper queen and king.

Why did the clown call Dynamo before putting on his make-up?
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His mirror was broken and he needed a shiney nose to look in and see what he was doing.

Why did the magician's assistant put hot sauce in the magician's coffee?
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Because they wanted to break the record by performing a whole week without going to sleep.

What did the magician do to make his assistant's period go away?
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