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The magician's workers were from across the border.


If Photius calls Dynamike, what will they talk about?
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About 4 hours.
(about the length of my cell phone battery)

How would Dynamike stand up to Kenya Martin?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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In a confused manner because he does not know him/her.


Why does Photius call himself Superman?
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(Look her up in a search engine, you should know her, very nice!)
Because he is a STRANGE visitor from another planet who came to earth with powers and disabilites far beyond those of morgal drelbs, he can change the course of mighty lizzards, steal bears with his bent hands....

Why did the magician fill a sack with cantalopes?
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(KM is pretty)


Because no one else was stupid enough to do it.



What did Photius tell Dynamike as he reached 20,000 post?
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Opa, Orea!

Why did the magician hock his magic wand?
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He noticed it was full of dope.


Why did the magician's wife buy him a magic wand?
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Anything would help his act..

Why did the magician do a Halloween show on New Years Eve?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because he always believed in back to the future.

Who will the next popular female magician be?
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Vanishing Lady Obama!

Why do we not show ATM magic?
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No one can afford it.


What did Bob say when all the Café surprised him by showing up at his ranch?
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Ya'll Come on in...that'll be 20 bucks each.


Why did the magician throw the clown down a well?
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He wanted to prove magicians can clown around too.


Why did the magician get up 3am in the morning to turn on his computer?
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He hoped to post to Now that's funny without Fr. Photius coming back to top him.


Why did Dynamike turn himself into the FBI?
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He thought it stood for Free Beer Inside..

Why did the magician stay up till the New Years ball hit the ground?...
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Because he wanted to reach 20,000 post.


Why does Photius want to catch Dynamike?
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So I can find a cure.


What do you call a hole that has a mule in it?
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There are already two words next to each other near the middle of your sentence saying the answer.


Why is Dynamike jealous over Dynamo?
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On 2010-12-31 14:25, Dynamike wrote:
There are already two words next to each other near the middle of your sentence saying the answer.


Why is Dynamike jealous over Dynamo?


(probably the most politically correct and polite answer that could be given. I congratulate you, Dynamike! Well done!)

Because Dynamo is getting more bookings.


Where did the magician hide his secrets?
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In his flash paper pad...

Why did the magician wait till New Years day to open his gifts?...
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