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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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He wanted to be able to say he actually got something in 2011.
Why did the magician ride his horse backwards?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because his agent said, "No ifs, ands or butts."
Why did the magician glide from the mountain? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because it wasn't near as traumatic as falling from it.
Why did the magician bake a file into a cake?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts
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To put iron in his diet.
Why did the magician send his doves to dancing school? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He wanted to put on a production of dove lake.
Why did the magician's wife sew his socks to his shorts?
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FriarShaun New user New Mexico 80 Posts
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To keep his toesticles warm.
Why did the magician move to Washington D.C.? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He wanted to be surrounded by clowns.
Why did the magician's assistant eat garlic?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Eating it was the only thing they could think of to make her period disappear before the show in five minutes.
Why does the magician visit Texas once a month? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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His parole officer is there.
Why did the magician put his assistant through a wood shredder?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because he wanted to help her remove the splinter she complained she had in her body before showtime.
Why did the magician's doctor tell him to float a zebra? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because the doctor had no intentions of floating the magician a loan.
Why did the magician mix spinach with orange juice?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because he wanted to be in the book of records for drinking a nasty drink.
Why do movie stars call Dynamike to perform at their party? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because they are on heavy drugs and cheap.
Why did the rabbit sue the magician?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because the magician never brought him a Playboy Bunny like he promised.
How did Photius outpost Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He outlived him.
Why was the magician covered in mud?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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He heard the Predator was going to be in the audience.
How much more longer will it take for Photius to be in the top 5? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He's already in the top 5, depending on what you are talking about.
What did the rabbit tell the magician's assistant?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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I wouldn't mind being you play girl bunny.
Why did the magician ride an ostrich? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because it was easier than carrying it.
Why did the magician buy a McDonald's Franchise?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because she wanted to start clowning around.
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