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Father Photius
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He wanted to be able to say he actually got something in 2011.

Why did the magician ride his horse backwards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because his agent said, "No ifs, ands or butts."


Why did the magician glide from the mountain?
Father Photius
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Because it wasn't near as traumatic as falling from it.

Why did the magician bake a file into a cake?
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Bob Sanders
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To put iron in his diet.

Why did the magician send his doves to dancing school?
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Father Photius
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He wanted to put on a production of dove lake.

Why did the magician's wife sew his socks to his shorts?
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FriarShaun
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To keep his toesticles warm.
Why did the magician move to Washington D.C.?
Father Photius
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He wanted to be surrounded by clowns.

Why did the magician's assistant eat garlic?
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Dynamike
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Eating it was the only thing they could think of to make her period disappear before the show in five minutes.


Why does the magician visit Texas once a month?
Father Photius
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His parole officer is there.


Why did the magician put his assistant through a wood shredder?
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Dynamike
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Because he wanted to help her remove the splinter she complained she had in her body before showtime.



Why did the magician's doctor tell him to float a zebra?
Father Photius
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Because the doctor had no intentions of floating the magician a loan.


Why did the magician mix spinach with orange juice?
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Dynamike
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Because he wanted to be in the book of records for drinking a nasty drink.


Why do movie stars call Dynamike to perform at their party?
Father Photius
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Because they are on heavy drugs and cheap.

Why did the rabbit sue the magician?
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Dynamike
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Because the magician never brought him a Playboy Bunny like he promised.


How did Photius outpost Dynamike?
Father Photius
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He outlived him.


Why was the magician covered in mud?
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Dynamike
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He heard the Predator was going to be in the audience.


How much more longer will it take for Photius to be in the top 5?
Father Photius
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He's already in the top 5, depending on what you are talking about.


What did the rabbit tell the magician's assistant?
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Dynamike
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I wouldn't mind being you play girl bunny.


Why did the magician ride an ostrich?
Father Photius
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Because it was easier than carrying it.


Why did the magician buy a McDonald's Franchise?
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Because she wanted to start clowning around.


Who will make 15,000 first, Bob or Photius?
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