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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Smile real big and say "Surprise"
What do you do if you telephone Harris and Nigel answers the phone?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Say, "Let me speak to the dummy"
What do you do if you telephone photius and Nigel answers the phone? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Say, "sorry , I got the wrong number"
What do you say if you phone Nigel and Cookie Monster answers the phone?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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Leave a crummy message.
What do you do with a crummy act?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Put it on youtube.
How many penguins does it take to paint a bus? |
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Chappo Special user Bris Vegas 754 Posts
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Depends on how many you want to throw at it.
Why do owls sleep during the day?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,
The 1st & the 2nd are practice... And the 3rd one is practice again - 'Magic of the Hands', Edward Victor (1940) |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Because when the moon goes down there is nothing to owl at.
Why did the owl 'owl? |
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Chappo Special user Bris Vegas 754 Posts
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Owl am I supposed to know?
What's the difference between an egg and dead skunk?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,
The 1st & the 2nd are practice... And the 3rd one is practice again - 'Magic of the Hands', Edward Victor (1940) |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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One got scrambled the other got SCRAMBLED.
(cue the music dead skunk in the middle of the road playing under the above set up and punch line...ps..love the Nigel stuff...He and the rest of the nearly normal puppets are completing the first part of the middle school drama classes Puppetry Workshop. In may we share with the 8th graders) What is most troubling to 8th grade boys?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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8th grade girls
Why did the magic butcher cry? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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You can't dip your toast into a fried dead skunk.
What's he difference between a really bad magician and bad smelling cheese?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Keep up, Kyle!
One's the performer the other's the material. Why did the magic butcher cry? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Because his hand chopper broke.
Why did the hand chopper break? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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The magician picked Kal-el as a volunteer.
Why did Superman stop doing his "X-Ray Vision" Act?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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He worked an old age home and got sick from seeing all those wrinkles and ratty boxer shorts.
Why did Batman teach the wall walk to Chris Angel? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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Robin had flown away.
Why do birds fly south..(think and stretch for the answer)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Because if they fly west, the day seems to go on forever.
If you are in Australia, do birds fly North for the winter? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Because Australia needs our custard. See, I didn't say anything about it being too far to walk..ooops.
Why did the hedgehog hibernate in a shoe box? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Because what was in your hatbox scared him! (Couldn't resist)
If sonic the hedgehog met your hat, what would he call it? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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That's weird. Eric posted while I was writing and we both mentioned Australia!
OK. Yes, because they fly north for the summer but their summer is our winter so they cancel each other out. Why did the hedgehog hibernate in a shoe box? |
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