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So people would watch his feet.

Who decides if an envelope has a top or an end opening?
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The director, of course.

Why did the magician live on a diet solely of banana pudding?
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He did not want to slip up..

Why did the magician produce half an apple?...
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The other half was held for taxes.


Why do magicians like to eat pizza?
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They are flat like our wallets.

Why is there so little bicycle magic?
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They don't like to compete with the cards.


Why did the magician insist on speaking in Chinese?
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He wanted to keep the original slant to the presentation.

Why are there so few tricks using grits?
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Because Rosalynn doesn't let Jimmy get out of the house that much.


Why did the magician take a chain saw to his levitation illusion?
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Tnt was too dangerous..

Why did the magician do 15 shows in one night?...
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He was determined to get it right at least once.


Why do magicians almost always end up sleeping on the couch?
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The more magicians get known, the more often access is denied.

Why is flight insurance cheaper for magicians?
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Because their life is cheaper to start with.


Why did a sane woman marry a magician?
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She was tricked!

Why is there no market for Used Magicians?
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Because new magicians work so cheap.


Why did the newbie magician write a magic book?
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He had to hurry while he knew it all.

Why did the honest magician title his book "Old Magic Again".
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Because it is only old magic that is worth seeing again.


Why did the magician wear bright orange jock shorts?
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Budget cutbacks for clothing in the prison work release program.

Why doesn't TV provide Magic Rest Stops between commercials?
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Because it would cut into serious bathroom time.


Why did the magician cut out the seat of his pants.
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So when he sat down, it sounded like at least one person applauded his show..

Why did the magician drink 4 milkshakes before his show?...
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(stop if , Joseph, stop it, I almost couldn't breath from laughing so hard at that one!)

He wanted to fatten up the act a little.


Why did the magician pour lighter fluid into cumberbun?
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