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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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To save trips to the food bar.
Why do magicians have at least two of everything? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they all descend from Noah
Why did the magician do all of his practice in the freezer?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He wanted to get his act down cold.
Why did the magician want a coat without a lining? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the lining rubed him the wrong way.
Why did the magician boil all of his rabbits?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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They wanted to be his warm up act..
Why did the magician break into the magic shop?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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To try to get his money back.
Why did the magician dig a 30 ft. deep hole?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He couldn't get a longer shovel handle.
Why is appearing mouse hole such a disliked trick? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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It was always a cheesy production..
Where did the magician hide the bowling ball before his show?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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In the thumb hole.
Why do so few magicians produce bowling pins from silks? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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They can't 'split' their 'spare' time to practice that..
When is the best time for a magician to rehearse?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When he's not on stage.
Why did the magician put an outboard motor on his outhouse?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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He needed something that makes more noise than him when inside...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Why do we assume all Jokers are male?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because women aren't prone to play a wild card.
Why did the magician try to hock his thin model sawing?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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All the gals in the audience were not the "thin model" types.
What do doves get out of a magic show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A little time in a warm dark place.
Why did the magician give his assistant the bird?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He had all he could eat.
Why do escape artist without restraints call their props "restraints"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they have been strainted before.
Why did the magician give away a bottle of Jim Beam with every show ticket?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He wanted to make every shot count.
Why don't magicians label keys? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they can't tell monkey from another.
Why does the magician drink an entire jar of metamucil before each performance?
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