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Bob Sanders
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To save trips to the food bar.

Why do magicians have at least two of everything?
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Because they all descend from Noah


Why did the magician do all of his practice in the freezer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He wanted to get his act down cold.

Why did the magician want a coat without a lining?
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Because the lining rubed him the wrong way.


Why did the magician boil all of his rabbits?
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They wanted to be his warm up act..

Why did the magician break into the magic shop?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To try to get his money back.

Why did the magician dig a 30 ft. deep hole?
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He couldn't get a longer shovel handle.

Why is appearing mouse hole such a disliked trick?
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It was always a cheesy production..

Where did the magician hide the bowling ball before his show?...
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In the thumb hole.

Why do so few magicians produce bowling pins from silks?
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They can't 'split' their 'spare' time to practice that..

When is the best time for a magician to rehearse?...
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When he's not on stage.

Why did the magician put an outboard motor on his outhouse?
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He needed something that makes more noise than him when inside...
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Why do we assume all Jokers are male?
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Because women aren't prone to play a wild card.


Why did the magician try to hock his thin model sawing?
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All the gals in the audience were not the "thin model" types.

What do doves get out of a magic show?
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A little time in a warm dark place.

Why did the magician give his assistant the bird?
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He had all he could eat.

Why do escape artist without restraints call their props "restraints"?
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Because they have been strainted before.


Why did the magician give away a bottle of Jim Beam with every show ticket?
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He wanted to make every shot count.

Why don't magicians label keys?
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Because they can't tell monkey from another.

Why does the magician drink an entire jar of metamucil before each performance?
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