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He wanted everything to come out all right..

Why did the magician collect rare tricks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because the well done ones gave him indigestion.


What did the magician do when his water pipes froze?
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He got his routine down cold.

Why do magicians only print?
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It's the write thing to do..

Why did the assistant lose 50 pounds?...
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Because she was tired of carrying the magician's bags.

Why did the magician chase the prairie dog?
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He kept getting in his table wells.

Why do left handed assistants hate the ZigZag?
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Because they always want to zag when they should be zigging.


Why did the magician cut the bottom out of his cups?
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So he could see the ball change places.

Why does a theater have to have a rear stage Exit but not an Entrance?
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Because the performers are less interested in making a fast entrance as they are a hasty retreat.


Why did the magician hide his lunch in his Dean's Box?
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Because he thought they said "Beans Box".

Why do magicians carry two wallets?
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One for their money, one for their ego.


Why did the magician put margarine on his coins?
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Why use real butter on fake coins?

Why don't magicians use live squirrels in their acts?
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They can't stand the competition.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy refuse to go to the magic show?
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It wasn't pre-recorded.

Since the Ace of Spades is the Death card, what is the Life card?
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Life isn't a card, Life is a cereal, ask Mikey.


Why did the magician spray his rabbits with static guard?
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To keep it from sticking to his silks.

Why are magicians switching to snowshoe rabbits?
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Because with the recent storms the price of snow shoes has rocketed.


Why did the magician gold plate his dove pan?
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So you couldn't see where he used black art wells.

Why don't doves mind sharing a magician?
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Because they are a bunch of bird brains.

Why did the magician stuff his wife's car with silks?
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To help her enjoy a smooth ride.

Why don't donkeys have more smaller ears instead of two large ones?
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