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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Larger ears makes it easier to keep their straw hats on.
Why did the magician wear red shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17554 Posts
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To match the tomato stains on his clothes..
Why did the magician do the same trick 10 times in a row?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He was determined to get it right.
Why did the magician's assistant hide her lunch in the dove pan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17554 Posts
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She didn't want the dove to starve..
Why did the magician only do mirror tricks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he thought it would reflect well on his reputation.
Why did the magician ship himself to Norway?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He thought that the audience would appreciate his magic better if they couldn't understand his patter.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the bands that back up magicians need all the aid they can get.
Why did the magician's wife hide in his car trunk?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17554 Posts
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She wanted to catch him cheating at cars..
Why did the magician wear a pink top hat?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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To keep people abreast of cancer awareness.
Why can't magicians get concealed weapon permits? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because cops hate getting pecked by doves and bitten by rabbits while searching them.
Why did the magician feature a toilet in his show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He liked seeing his audience go flush.
How do recognize a fake pip? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You ask for his I.D.
Why did the magician buy a spade?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He couldn't afford a diamond!
What did the magician really mean when he said he was going to the club? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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That was the local rings code for sneaking down to Kelsey's bar.
Why did the magician hire an electrician?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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To learn more current magic. (He wasn't too bright!)
What do cowboys and magicians have in common? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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They both have nothing under their hats.
Why did the magician try to buy a yellow cadillac?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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The Beatles already had the Yellow Submarine.
Why do magicians wear shoes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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To protect his feet from the broken bottles that their audiences throw at them as they are chasing him.
Why did the magician play a trumpet solo in the middle of his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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If he didn't blow his horn, no one would.
Why did the magicians want magic words censored? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he didn't want anyone to find out what they were.
Why did the magician wear rubber boots while doing his act?
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