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Father Photius
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Larger ears makes it easier to keep their straw hats on.


Why did the magician wear red shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To match the tomato stains on his clothes..

Why did the magician do the same trick 10 times in a row?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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He was determined to get it right.


Why did the magician's assistant hide her lunch in the dove pan?
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She didn't want the dove to starve..

Why did the magician only do mirror tricks?...
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Because he thought it would reflect well on his reputation.


Why did the magician ship himself to Norway?
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He thought that the audience would appreciate his magic better if they couldn't understand his patter.

Why do magicians carry Band-Aids?
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Because the bands that back up magicians need all the aid they can get.


Why did the magician's wife hide in his car trunk?
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She wanted to catch him cheating at cars..

Why did the magician wear a pink top hat?...
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To keep people abreast of cancer awareness.

Why can't magicians get concealed weapon permits?
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Father Photius
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Because cops hate getting pecked by doves and bitten by rabbits while searching them.


Why did the magician feature a toilet in his show?
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He liked seeing his audience go flush.

How do recognize a fake pip?
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You ask for his I.D.

Why did the magician buy a spade?
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He couldn't afford a diamond!

What did the magician really mean when he said he was going to the club?
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That was the local rings code for sneaking down to Kelsey's bar.


Why did the magician hire an electrician?
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To learn more current magic. (He wasn't too bright!)

What do cowboys and magicians have in common?
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They both have nothing under their hats.


Why did the magician try to buy a yellow cadillac?
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Bob Sanders
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The Beatles already had the Yellow Submarine.

Why do magicians wear shoes?
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To protect his feet from the broken bottles that their audiences throw at them as they are chasing him.


Why did the magician play a trumpet solo in the middle of his act?
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If he didn't blow his horn, no one would.

Why did the magicians want magic words censored?
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Because he didn't want anyone to find out what they were.


Why did the magician wear rubber boots while doing his act?
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