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He was performing for fish in the pond..

Why did the magician perform while hang gliding?...
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He wanted to levitate his whole act to another level.


Why did the magician only hire red haired assistants?
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He went home to a blue haired lady.

Why don't magicians run for office?
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They are just too tired after all that running from their audiences.


Why did the magician support Bozo the Clown for president?
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He didn't want someone who dressed better than he did.

Why are so many guys mimes?
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That question leave me speechless.


Why did the magician refuse to work with the monkey?
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That is about a tail that escapes us.

Why would a magician not be afraid of a "trap" door?
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Because he is the one who set the trap.


Why did the magician move to hollywood?
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To avoid reality. Washington is taken.

Why did they paint the Yellow Brick Road?
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Because it was starting to yellow.


Why did the Wizard of Oz buy a Cris Angel magic kit?
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Hoping that you would pay no attention to the little man behind the curtain.

Why did the ponies change colors in the Wizard of OZ?
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I'd tell you but we don't allow off colored jokes on the Café.


Why did the magician fill all of his pockets with peanuts?
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He wanted to feel like he was well paid for his work.

Why don't magicians use balloons for business cards?
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They are afraid the bubble will pop.


Why did the magician keep his linking rings in the refrigerator?
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Understanding thermodynamics and physics, he knew how to produce "a little band of cold".

How much foo will a Foo Can hold?
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About half as much as a pea can can hold of pea.


Why did the magician try to catch the freight train out of town?
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With a gun and sword in his act, there was no way to fly.

Why do magicians back into their parking space?
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They must always be ready for a hasty retreat.


Why did the magician wear plastic pants?
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Tomato stains wash off easier..

Why did the magician rise at 3am?...
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That's when the bunco squad was beating on his door.


Why did the magician join the army?
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