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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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Knowing what he did about magicians and cards, he was afraid an Air Force would hurt.
If Trix are for kids, what do magicians eat? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Bicycles..
Why did the magician use pink cards?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Because it is better to be "in the Pink" than "In the RED!"
How do magicians keep score? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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With little pencils borrowed from the miniature golf course..
Why did the magician thrust a sword through a joker?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Because a Joker will stand for anything!
Why do we assume that jokers are male? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because the only women in a deck of cards are the four ladies.
Why did the Las Vegas magician sell his tigers?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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As an acrobat he had no use for them in his new show.
In Vegas, what is the difference between four walls and making a living? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You can never make a living waiting on four of a kind or within 4 walls.
Why did the Rodeo Clown become a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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With a ton of mad bull gaining on you, knowing how to vanish is a very desirable skill.
(Photius, I don't get to see another rodeo until tomorrow night! It's the most fun you can have on dirt.) Why don't they have magician beauty contest? |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The swimsuit competition could traumatize the audience.
Why did the Magii charm the snake ?
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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It's the only way it would let go..
Why did the magician need 20 volunteers for one trick?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It was the 21 trick.
Why is a magician never called Mister Direction? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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There were too many other names he was called..
What fell out of the magi's rubber chicken?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Sponge eggs!
Why is it called "MisMade Flag" but never "MisMade Egg"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because nobody ever ran an egg up a flagpole to see who would salute it.
Why did the magician eat his magic book?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Because it asked him to absorb everything in it..
What was the magician's favorite bill?...
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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It has to be Bill Palmer from Cups and Balls Museum.
Why are red balls always used in cups and balls tricks?
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because blue balls all belong to a union.
Why did the magician spill his orange juice?
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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He was laughing off your union joke.
Why do we find time for this thread?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because nobody is hiring magicians.
Why did the magician burn his calendar?
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