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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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They think that the secret to the big loads is grease.
Why is the dry cleaners a bad place to do magic? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They already know how to make things disappear.
Why are there no parking spaces marked for "Magicians Only"? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They are invisible like the car.
Why do hobby magicians use names with the word "magic" in them? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To help them get borrowed image from good magicians.
How does a magician explain being late for his show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He blames his wife.
How does a magician get a bank to give him a loan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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With a mask & a gun..
Why did the magician, juggler and vent eat dinner together?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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One to order, one to spread the wealth and one to borrow the money to pay. (Nothing really happened!)
How do magicians figure their income taxes? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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With an abacus..
Why do magicians pay their taxes early?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To catch them on the off beat.
Why should Washington DC correctly be called "Boot Hill"? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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They wouldn't let them call it booty hill..
What fell out of the magician's tt?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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All of the integrity in DC and a water melon.
Why do magicians avoid using ragtime music? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Because Lance Burton doesn't..
What did the magician push thru a solid glass plate?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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A beam from a flash light!
How do magicians know which half of a nutshell to use? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Whichever one tastes better..
Why did the magician do a show for $1?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Because he told them he certainly was not a two bit magician.
What is a magician's favorite invisible color? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Whichever one matches the scarf in his pocket
Why was the magician thrown out of the capitol lobby?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was accused of lurking with intent to loiter.
What is often missing from a magician's serial number? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Real ink..
Why did the magician use metal cards?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He read "Cards as Weapons".
How do you shell a coin? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Shet up a booth
What did the magician do when he realized he had just dropped a $50 gaffed coin in a vending machine?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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