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He thought 25 pop tarts would come out..

Why did the magician do matrix with cheese curds?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To have his whey with it.

Why don't American coins have holes in them like Chinese coins?
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We can't afford the skilled labor to make them.

How do you know a deck of cards can be magic?
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By the appearance!

Why are magic wands round?
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You can't get a square deal from a magician.

Why don't more magicians use turtles in their acts?
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They find shell games too complex to learn.

How do magicians learn to let things go?
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Because they do not know what "theings" mean.

Which magician always gets Dynamike's attention?
Bob Sanders
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The one that gets his former gigs.

Why do so few magicians have an assistant?
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Others can recognize an act that is already "Helpless".

How do ballet dancers differ from magicians?
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The moves are meant to be seen!

Why do magicians borrow money they promise to return?
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Because they set out to fool you.

Why don't magicians seek out ugly assistants?
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Ugly is a relative term that just doesn't give a magician a break.

Where do they keep Unmagic wands?
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In the US Department of Magic Prevention.

What move should magic shops teach to those who buy card droppers.
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Fifty-two pickup!

Why don't magicians use teleprompters?
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They use their own material.

What makes the French Drop?
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It starts with self-deception.

Why aren't color changing silks invisible?
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They're embarrased to be seen!

What does DC stand for as in Washington DC
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Doubtful Characters

What would Clint Eastwood say if he were the magician forcing a card on a spectator?
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Make my day. Let us get a pip from you.

Why did the magician only wear one shoe?
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Because he had only one foot.

Why did people stop posting in this thread?
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