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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Because we were waiting for Dynamike to come back and dig it out.
What did the magician say to the warden?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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I am Houdini's great grandfather.
Why did the magician request 10 cups for the Cup and Balls? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was down in his cups.
Why did the magician's assistant come on stage completely naked?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the magician took it one step too much in the costume change trick.
Why were Father Photius and Dynamike the only two posting in this thread anymore? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Because someone needs to tend the grave.
What's got four legs and isn't funny? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A dog that was baptized and went to Heaven.
Why does Father Photius wear glasses? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because even he can't believe what he sees Dynamike do in his show.
Who dug up Magicgeorge?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The same FBI men who dug up Jim Hoffa.
Why does Father Photius wear a toupee. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He does a quick hair color change in his act.
Why does Dynamike charge double for a Saturday show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he brought his shadow to use as an assistant.
Why do magicians post on the Magic Café instead of practicing their tricks? |
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bigfoot Special user 502 Posts
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Because they tired of listening to themselves so they go where no one is listening for a change.
Why do magicians handle thier wands in public so much? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because in private they are using the real thing.
Why is it that Dynamike never wants to get old? |
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bigfoot Special user 502 Posts
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Cuz then he wouldn't be the freshest performer around.
Why are so many people apposed to playing these games on the Café? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they are looking for a spouse on Facebook.
What's makes a magician lucky? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When he finds enough money on the ground to call his parole officer.
How many magicians does it take to clean up Flint's water?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Infinity
What do magicians do when they are up late? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Read old Dynamike posts.
why did the magician wear his assistant's underwear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the Supreme Court gave him the authority.
When I look at Father Photius' avatar, why is he always smiling at me? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cause he sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake. And he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!
Why did the magician throw away his lock picks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he did not want to unlock his ex-wife.
What does Dynamike have that other magicians don't? |
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