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Way to much time on his hands.

What was governor Snyders first thought for flints water problem?
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Success at last.

When is there going to be a Father Photius' Café?
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Never, my Grandfather ran Café's and they are too much work.

What did Dynamike say when the beautiful assistant turned and french kissed him?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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"Caitlyn Jenner, will you please let me go."

Why do magicians never want to retire?
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(Remember folks1 You heard it here first! Dynamike kissed Caitlyn Jenner!

There is still too much tread on the tires they have.

What did the magician say when he stepped on his wand?
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"Hurry, somebody call 911."

What did Jay say to Dynamike when they first met in person?
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"You have the right to remain silent. Any thing you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you..."

What did the magician say when he found nothing but a hole in his pocket?
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"Why did you shoot at me officer?, black magician lives matter."

Why do so many magicians want to be like Dynamike?
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Because once they have hit bottom, they can't fall any further.

Why did Jay propose to Nani Darnell?
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Because his previous million proposals to others failed.

Why did Father Photius ask Dynamike if he could borrow his shoes?
Father Photius
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Because I didn't want to throw my own shoes out the window at that yeowling cat.

Why did Jay insist on being locked in the Detroit city jail?
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Because he wanted to visit Dynamike for the first time.

Why did Father Photius accept the $2 gig in Canada?
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Because it included a tour of Niagra Falls and 50 cases of beer.

Why did the magician refuse to put on his hat?
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Because Father Photius had his hands around his neck inside of church saying, "Go ahead, I dare you to put it on in here, make my day."

Why does Jay never want to leave his house without his magic wand?
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What healthy man would?

How many times has Dynamike been on the Jerry Springer show?
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The same amount of days it took five magicians to change 10,000 light bulbs.

Why does Father Photius wear a fake beard on Thursdays.
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That's my day off and I have to disguise myself from the madding crowds.

Why did Blackstone sell his horse?
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Because the vet told him it had a cyber attack.

Why did Father Photius keep checking for the Magic Café to re-open every two minutes?
Father Photius
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Because the speed of his ISP wouldn't let him check it any faster.

Why did Dynamike spend $10,000 on black art?
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Because he could give it out the next day to entertainers who could not afford it saying "Thank God Almighty, it is free."

Why did Jay call Father Photius asking about using a penguin in his escape act?
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