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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Because I've given him the bird before.
Why did Dynamike move to Mississippi?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the rest of the nation was burning.
What is the first Jay said Dynamike when they met at a convention? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to have an attorney present during all questioning. If you cannot afford one and so desire, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?
Why did Dynamike start the Magicians and Rabbits lives matter movement?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because magic is a dying art.
Why did Father Photius do summersaults on stage? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Someone left a banana peel on the floor.
Why did Dynamike during his dover routine give the audience the bird?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So it would search and get rid of the worms in the audience.
Why did David Copperfield join The Magic Café? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he knew if he didn't soon learn magic from Dynamike he would be out of business.
Why did Nani Darnell break a flower pot over Jay's head?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17364 Posts
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She wanted to leave her 'Mark' ..
Why did everyone leave the gambling demonstration? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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What color cough drops would a blind mime buy?
Black cherry |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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(Bob, I think you misunderstand the rules.)
Because a bunch of magicians were going to join. Why was Bob gone so long? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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His heart wasn't in it.
why was the Egg Foo Young?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because it was just laid.
Why did Tommy give Jay a surprise party? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Are you kidding , any party would surprise Jay.
Why did Dynamike lock 10 beautiful women in his basement?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17364 Posts
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He couldn't find 10 people to watch his show..
Why were there ants in the lota bowl? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts
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The magician thought it would be clever to use KoolAid instead of water.
What did the magician say to his doctor? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Can you make this rash disappear?
Why did the magician's assistant insist on working barefoot?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17364 Posts
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The magician didn't pay her enough to buy shoes..
Why did the magician use a transparent zig zag illusion? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts
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Because the masked magician took the day off.
What do you get when you cross a magician with doctor? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A vanishing quack
Why did the magician wear blue shoes?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17364 Posts
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..because jay borrowed his polka dot ones..
Why did no one enter the Magic Castle last night? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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