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Father Photius
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Because I've given him the bird before.

Why did Dynamike move to Mississippi?
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Because the rest of the nation was burning.

What is the first Jay said Dynamike when they met at a convention?
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to have an attorney present during all questioning. If you cannot afford one and so desire, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?

Why did Dynamike start the Magicians and Rabbits lives matter movement?
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Because magic is a dying art.

Why did Father Photius do summersaults on stage?
Father Photius
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Someone left a banana peel on the floor.

Why did Dynamike during his dover routine give the audience the bird?
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So it would search and get rid of the worms in the audience.

Why did David Copperfield join The Magic Café?
Father Photius
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Because he knew if he didn't soon learn magic from Dynamike he would be out of business.

Why did Nani Darnell break a flower pot over Jay's head?
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She wanted to leave her 'Mark' ..

Why did everyone leave the gambling demonstration? ...
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What color cough drops would a blind mime buy?

Black cherry
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(Bob, I think you misunderstand the rules.)

Because a bunch of magicians were going to join.

Why was Bob gone so long?
Father Photius
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His heart wasn't in it.

why was the Egg Foo Young?
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Because it was just laid.

Why did Tommy give Jay a surprise party?
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Are you kidding , any party would surprise Jay.

Why did Dynamike lock 10 beautiful women in his basement?
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He couldn't find 10 people to watch his show..

Why were there ants in the lota bowl? ...
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The magician thought it would be clever to use KoolAid instead of water.

What did the magician say to his doctor?
Father Photius
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Can you make this rash disappear?

Why did the magician's assistant insist on working barefoot?
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The magician didn't pay her enough to buy shoes..

Why did the magician use a transparent zig zag illusion? ...
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Because the masked magician took the day off.

What do you get when you cross a magician with doctor?
Father Photius
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A vanishing quack

Why did the magician wear blue shoes?
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..because jay borrowed his polka dot ones..

Why did no one enter the Magic Castle last night? ...
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