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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts 
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They were to turned away for being on a federal NO Dine list.
What did all the turned away guests do next?? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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What's Next, of course.
Why did Nani lock Mark in a freezer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts
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Mark was really steamed about how the act was going.
What did the magician find in the freezer?? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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His check, nothing better then cold hard cash.
Why do magicians stay within 40 miles of their house?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because more than 40 miles is a serious walk home.
Why did the magician sell his tuxedo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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..because the laundry couldn't get the
dove poo out of it.. Why did the magician perform 10 newspaper tricks in a row? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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He couldn't afford 10 cell phones.
Why did the assistant show up late?
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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She couldn't find dock 12..
Why did the magician perform zombie 3 times in a row? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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He couldn't afford a table.
Why did the magician vanish his money?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Who ever heard of a magician with money?!
Why did the magician save all the boxes his tricks came in?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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So he could get top dollar at the swap meet.
Why did the magician refuse to perform in the park?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he got tired of the sprinklers coming on in the middle of his act.
Why did the rabbit bite the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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He was tired of getting pulled out of a musty hat..
Why is the magic shop closed on Sunday? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts
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Whats a magic shop?
What did the clown say to the magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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How come you have a red nose too?
Why did Nani hide in the closet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts
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Because being a magician is still not an acceptable form of employment in his family.
What did the magician say back to the clown? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Why do you get higher billing then me?
Why does the magician use pencils instead of pens?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He made a lot of mistakes on stage and needed to erase them.
Why did the magician squeeze his sponge balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Because Dynamike isn’t around to do it for him.
Why did the magician stop his act after the first half?
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Because the audience wanted a 24 hour intermission...
Why did he throw his torch through arm out? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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