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jay leslie
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He let his AAA membership run out.

Why did the magician have 5 side tables?
joseph
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He forgot his pants..

Why did the magician smack
the psychic?..
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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The psychic was making a lot more money with a lot less equipment.

Why did the magician only bring 90 feet of rope for a 100 foot rope tie?
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He'd been running a little short of late.

Why did the magician boil his sponge balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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It would be too painful to boil the regular kind.

why did the new magician say that he's a master magician?
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He has that 52 card roundup nailed..

What did the magician do with his old mismade silks? ...
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He gave them to a kid and said “One of them is made as a surrender flag, one was made in China and the other one is so blue it runs when you wash it”

Why does this thread have 0 likes and 256 pages?

(Semi rhetorical question)
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..because me, father and jay write most of this slag..

Why did the magi's wand break away? ...
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Quote:
On Feb 23, 2017, joseph wrote:
..because me, father and jay Write most of this slag..

Why did the magi's wand break away? ...

It’s contract was up

Why did the rabbit stay in the top hat?

(So can we add writer to our credits?)
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He didn't want to get hit by a tomato..

Why did the magician throw his tip
bucket away? ...
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It was too obvious on his thumb

Why did the audience pay for a balcony view?
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Because it was outside..

Why couldn't the magician get a volunteer? ...
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He stepped over the state line of Tennessee.

Why did the magicians fleas go on strike?
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They were itchin' for more money..

Why did the magician produce toilet paper
instead of silks? ...
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He realized his career was going down the drain.

How did the Jedi get the magician to pick a card?
jay leslie
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Too easy.
Why did the assistant float her boss?
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She wanted to see what a raise was like..

Why did the magician sleep with his Lota Bowl? ...
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He was dreaming about the trickle down theory


Why did the magician suspend disbelief?
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He was trying out his new spider pen..

Why did the magician drink from his milk pitcher? ...
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He was a quart low on oil

Why did the assistant drive to the show in her own car?
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