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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts 
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He let his AAA membership run out.
Why did the magician have 5 side tables?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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He forgot his pants..
Why did the magician smack the psychic?..
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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The psychic was making a lot more money with a lot less equipment.
Why did the magician only bring 90 feet of rope for a 100 foot rope tie?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He'd been running a little short of late.
Why did the magician boil his sponge balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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It would be too painful to boil the regular kind.
why did the new magician say that he's a master magician?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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He has that 52 card roundup nailed..
What did the magician do with his old mismade silks? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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He gave them to a kid and said “One of them is made as a surrender flag, one was made in China and the other one is so blue it runs when you wash it”
Why does this thread have 0 likes and 256 pages? (Semi rhetorical question)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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..because me, father and jay write most of this slag..
Why did the magi's wand break away? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Quote:
On Feb 23, 2017, joseph wrote: It’s contract was up Why did the rabbit stay in the top hat? (So can we add writer to our credits?)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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He didn't want to get hit by a tomato..
Why did the magician throw his tip bucket away? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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It was too obvious on his thumb
Why did the audience pay for a balcony view?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Because it was outside..
Why couldn't the magician get a volunteer? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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He stepped over the state line of Tennessee.
Why did the magicians fleas go on strike?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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They were itchin' for more money..
Why did the magician produce toilet paper instead of silks? ...
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SleightlyChris Veteran user Lancashire, England 360 Posts
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He realized his career was going down the drain.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Too easy.
Why did the assistant float her boss?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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She wanted to see what a raise was like..
Why did the magician sleep with his Lota Bowl? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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He was dreaming about the trickle down theory
Why did the magician suspend disbelief?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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He was trying out his new spider pen..
Why did the magician drink from his milk pitcher? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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He was a quart low on oil
Why did the assistant drive to the show in her own car?
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