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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts 
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Beat them senseless with a Harry Lorayne book or tell them that it doesn't matter because you don't remember the trick!
Can you name a popular military sleight?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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The Ney Palm. (Smells good in the morning)
What do you call a chicken that works in the military? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8808 Posts
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A. Dinner
B. Colonel (I say Sanders that is) (aside...the split pants actually happened to me. I had to rework all my blocking to always face the audience. I felt like I was an expanded coin shell.) What did the coin say to the chicken?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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I don't see how you are gonna palm me.
What did the chicken say to the coin? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Buck, buck, buck.
What do you do with a green chicken? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Hide it on a pool table.
What else is on the pool table? |
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Chappo Special user Bris Vegas 754 Posts
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A green cow, a green aardvark and a purple frog . He just wanted to fit in.
What did one card say to the other?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,
The 1st & the 2nd are practice... And the 3rd one is practice again - 'Magic of the Hands', Edward Victor (1940) |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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When you talk you're just a pip-squeak.
What did one skunk say to the other in church? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Boy and we thought we stunk.
What is the one magic trick you should never attempt while driving?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Strait-Jacket Escape.
What trick should you never do for kids? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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The "Let's see how much sugar we can feed you" trick of mystery.
What is the one trick you wish you sometimes could put on the adults at the kid's party?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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The "Let's have them pay in advance and with a big tip" trick.
What is green, has six legs, and if it falls upon you from a palm tree will kill you?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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1.5 seasick elephants.
Why can't you make love on a snooker table? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because when they rack the balls. It REALLY HURTS! (sorry I had to say it)
What are the top 2 worst names you can call yourself as a kid show performer?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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The food tastes funny...
Why did the little boy put his doggie in the freezer?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Because he doesn't like HOT dogs
what do you do when you drop you prop during a show? |
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Chappo Special user Bris Vegas 754 Posts
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Yell "TADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Why did the lamp-shade cross the road?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,
The 1st & the 2nd are practice... And the 3rd one is practice again - 'Magic of the Hands', Edward Victor (1940) |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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It was the shady side of the street.
Why did the light bulb cross the street?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8808 Posts
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To change it's point of view.
What magician would make a good President's Assistant..er vice president...?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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