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Cris Angel, because he doesn't really do anything original.

Why would a magician wear a red coat?
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Because he wants to be cool, suave, sexy and a really awesome magician just like ME!!!!

What was Lance Burtons first failed act before he came up with his FISM act?
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An early version of Mac King's cloak of invisibility.

Why does Kyle have 4 balls?
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Because having 5 would just be too weird. I mean ewwwwww lol

What is another use for Photius' collar?
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It is great for spreading peanut butter on crackers.

Why were Mark Wilson's hands worth 50,000 dollars?
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That's what Nani's dad offered to pay him to keep them off her.

What would you get if you mixed Peanuts (featuring Charlie Brown) with toilet paper?
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Instead of Snoopy you would obviosuly get Poopy instead.

Why does Photius have 25 cent hands?
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Because he is a two bit magician.

What is the real reason Kyle's wife won't get on the chair suspension?
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It would Keller.

Why?
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Because she knows that he has a secret love for Nani and plans to do her in on it.

What does Kyle float besides kids on a chair suspension?
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Oh this should be good

::sits back with pocorn and drink and watches people chime in:; hehehe
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Ice cream that is (Ice cream Float)

What happens when Nigel sits back to far?(or long?)
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He falls off Harris's lap

Why is Nigel the smartest one in the act?
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Because every good puppet has to have a dummy. =)

What makes Photius LOOK smart when in reality he is as dumb as a board? (sorry just getting you back hehehe)
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Photoshop.

What was Charlton Heston's favorite magic trick?
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Bullet catching...or the Cane/Staff to Snake....

How do I take these dinners off my Income Tax...(old joke see if you can come up with something besides..10 laps around the block..)
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Father Photius
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Quote:
On 2008-04-08 02:33, jocdoc wrote:


(That's photiusshop!)

In answer to Harris:
A combination of windex, ink remover, and Simple Green should take them off of ur income tax nicely.


Why would Hillary Clinton be a bad magician?
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The only thing she can make people believe is she doen't know what the word TRUTH is.
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Ooops almost forgot....

What did Bill say when she told him she was going to try and appeal to the women voters?
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"Well I enjoy my cigar too, but I take it out once in a while."

What was the biggest trick Gypsy Rose Lee every pulled off on stage?
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