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ERIC
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Howard Huges

How does Photius know so much about Gypsy Rose Lee?
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Because he is one of the few old enough on the board to even remember her.

What do Max Mavin and Kyle have in common?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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We both have receeding hairlines, black hair, look evil and this uncanny ability to always see grey elephants in Denmark.

What do you get if you cross Photius with an electric shaver?
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Enough to stuff a pillow.

Why should you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
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Hang it from the wall, invite your Mexican friends over and say your having a Pianata party. Works amazingly well. =)

What are the top 3 uses of duct tape that ONLY a magician would ever think up?
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1) Taping Kyle shut 2) taping Kyle in a box addressed to Timbuktu 3)holding Kyle's shorts up. (you make it too easy , Kyle)

What are three uses for Photius's old props?
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1. A silk to stuff in Kyle's mouth
2. Chains and lock to bind him up
3. Thumb tip to ditch the key to the lock...
[Hey, anyone that thinks up a hamster pinata deserves this!]

Alright, turnabout is fair play. What are 3 uses for Kyle's old props?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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For me to go out on my own, said Nigel the puppet that rocks and talks.

Do those red suits come in smaller sizes?
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They don't get any smaller than Kyle.

What do Kyle's good looks and photius's lack of talent have in common?
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They are both here and entertain us all...

What will Kyle do withouit all of his props that are now in the hands of Nigel?
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A lot better.

Why is Nigel so much smarter and better looking that Photius?
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(common guys, that ought to be an easy one)
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Because Nigel knows who the real dummy is. hehehe

Why is everyone obsessed with me?
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Because obsession is 9/10's of the law.

Did you hear about the long arm of the law?
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No, it never reached me.

Who shot the sheriff?
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A one armed man.

Someone who could get in those long arms.

I did, but not the deputy.

His nurse

His bartender

Her Photographer

______

Who shot the deputy?
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He did as he could not stand the bad joke. =)

Who shot the magician?
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Ask Brett Daniels.

Why do some magicians take a shot, or way too many before shows?
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It makes us immune to hecklers and screaming 4 year olds. =)

Where does Nigel go to get his hair done?
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The Rug Doctor.

What do you call a magician with 3 legs?
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