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Trying to save money by picking up others used snow storms

What would Photius do without Kyle to pick on?
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Be terribly bored just picking on myself.

Why did the magician's snow storm illusion not work during the mid winter performance?
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It turned to a icestorm in China and just was not as impressive.

what is a magician's favorite sport
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Deep ocean free style swimming, because most of us are in way over our heads anyway.

What is another use in magic for the toilet bowl float besides as a zombie ball?
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Really dorky magicwand that smells bad

why should weall be worried about Photius?
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Becasue everybody else is worried about him and have been for a loooonnnngggg time.

What's the difference between Photius and the Great Blackstone?
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There's a difference!!?? lol

What is the difference between Kyle and Leonardo Da Vinci?
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One is a brilliant Genius and artist and the other is some guy remembered for a painting called the moaning luigi.

How many magicians does it take to do the miser's dream?
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1 to hold the bucket and 99 to realize none of them have any money.

What would Kyle's profession be if he did not do magic?
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Same thing it is now, street beggar.

What do you get when you combine Kyle's personality, Photius's brain, and Doug's intrinsic evil together?
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A hell of a mess!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a horse?
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Just one Pychiatrist to admit Doug into the nice padded room with that really comfortable jacket.

How long can anyone stare at the dancing bananas before losing their mind?
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Not very long if it was never there in the first place! Smile (To those who want to drive me crazy, I inform them that with me it's no drive, but just a short putt.)

Where does a buffalo go when the chips are down?
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To the store to buy more toilet paper.

What is another good use for this entire thread?
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To "sew up" our ability to come up with crazy jokes and gag lines!

Where do baby rats go after school is out?
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They drive home in their rat traps.

Of those going to Louisville - where are we all gonna meet?
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Is there meat in Louisville? Is there balm in Gilead?

What becomes of a man after 24 hours seven days a week watching the "boob" tube?
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He grows a tit-shaped cataract on his eye.

What did the magician Say when he pulled a dead dove from his dove pan?
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Anyone for tennis?

Why did the penguin cross the road in his pajamas?
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To get to the other side, and it was too early for his tux.

What did the rabbit say when pulled from the hat?
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