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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts 
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Well it is about time geesh!
What will Larry say when he meets Kyle in Louisville in July?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
What will Kyle say when he realizes that everyone in Louisville has chained him to the toilet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Whoosh (flush sound).
What will Photius say at his next show? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Phire the Photon torpedoes at the phunny looking rabbit wearing a red suit!
How does one know if he/she is a Trekkie magician?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Every helper leaves the stage with him going, "live long and prosper."
Why will everyone chain me to a toilet?
Kyle Peron
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Because you resemble the Tidy Bowl man and you leave everybody with a flushed feeling.
Why will you enjoy it?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You look at that avatar and ask a question like that?
Why does Kyle wear his red jacket when it comes back from the flush?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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It is actually a life preserver.
What happens to his boat? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It goes down the tidy bowl when it flushes.
Why does Kyle use a toilet bowl in his vanishing illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Because there is no wall to hang a urnal on
Why is Kyle always the brunt of our gags? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he makes his brunt the old fashioned way, he earns it.
What does a magician have that a skullery maid doesn't?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Lots of bent silverware. [Thank you, Google!]
Where does Photius come up with these obscure words?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Bill O'Riley
What else does he watch on TV? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Nothing, he never has time.
Why is a magician up a tree worse than being up a creek without a paddle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bridgewater Regular user North Carolina 184 Posts
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Because the paddle move doesn't help when you're up a tree.
How can you tell when your break-away wand needs replacing?
"Don't run with those..."
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you have to pick it up like a game of 52 card pickup.
What did the magician's rabbit say when he was removed from the hat by the tail instead of the ears?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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"Well, folks, that's the end!"
where does a gay hot dog go for summer vacation?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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To Richard Simmon's video shoot. So he can Relish in all the glory and Ketchup with old friends.
Why is anyone who gets hit in the crotch just really funny to watch?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he looks like Kyle dancing the Macarena.
What kind of magic is it when you vanish the audience instead of the assistant?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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A darn good trick provided you just started the show and alreayd have their money. hehehe
What is the mafias favorite magic trick?
Kyle Peron
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