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Game is; I'll write a set-up, someone else writes a punchline for it and then the set-up for another gag, someone else's write a punchline for it and then the set-up for another gag, someone else writes a punchline for it and then the set-up for another gag, etc., etc., etc..

Original jokes favoured, sneak in an oldie if you must (try and disguise it though). If no one comes up with a punchline for your gag within 12 hours your allowed to answer your own and pose a different gag. OK? here goes:


What do you call a man with a penguin on his head?
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Under the "Wetter".

How many penguins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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2 would be efishent but it's gotta be good for 6 months.

What do you get if you cross a lightbulb with a horse?
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A Clydesdale that drinks bud light.

Why did road cross the horse?
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wrote the theme to the TV show COPS!
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It didn't really happen... It was just a night "mare."

Where does fruit go to sweat?
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A saunana or a humplum (Vegetables obviously go to Swedeish Baths).

Where do aubergines go on holiday?
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To the egg plant.

What sound does an explosive monkey make?
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"Hello dear, I'm Michael Winner"

What's pink and blue and hides in cabbage patches?
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A cold flamingo.


How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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Get your fairy godmother to coach the cracks out.

What did the sparrow say to the teabag?
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"If I'm going to be the early bird I'd rather have a coffee"


What's the difference between a lemon and monkey?
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It's really hard to get a bill out of a monkey.

Why are bananas bent?
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So monkeys can't smuggle them in piccolo cases.

Can you give me a sentence with the word 'infactuated' in it?
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I see my Top Hat is missing, you were so hungry infacuated.

Where does a General keep his Armies?
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Same place Harpo keeps his cutlery.

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a sideboard?
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A croc with a lot of friends.

How many mimes does it take to shingle a dog house?
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None.

If someone kills a mime in the forest, does any body care?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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Not if you don't hear it.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mime?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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KFC Family Pack

Why did the laptop cry?
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