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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts 
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Eventually, you too will get crabs!
If you had a pet reindeer, what would you name him?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts
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Vanishing Bandanna
Why are computers smart?  |
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Danny The Idiot Regular user London, UK 170 Posts
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They are all connected to Bill Gates who is a super being from the planet Zarg.
What makes the world go around? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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I doesn't know the short cut.
Frankenstein's monster walks into a bar... |
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honus Veteran user 354 Posts
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. . . says, "Anybody here want a piece of me?"
Why did the Giant Chicken Heart cross the road? (Kudos to the late Arch Oboler!) |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2181 Posts
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To get to the bypass.
Whats the difference between a piece of paper and a piece of brain? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts
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Ones a slice of a tree, the other is a slice that's not nice.
What did the brain say to the comedian?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts
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"If you were a magician we probably would never have met."
Three guys were enjoying adult beverages, the first notices he has small hands, the second; small feet, the third; small "Male extremities". They all try to win awards for their small attributes. The first two win, the third comes home with a sad look on his face and says:
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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Josh Riel beet me AGAIN!
Your assistant is so fat...
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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Josh Riel beat me AGAIN!
Your assistant is so fat...
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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...She has to be cut in quarters.
...When she sits around the stage, she sits AROUND the stage ...she has her own IBM Ring number. ...She puts her make up on with a turkey baster ...She can't perform on Sundays 'cos Barnum and Bailey need their tent back. ...The secret gimmick in the sub truck is a crow bar. ...Her version of "assistants revenge" is to eat the rabbit. ...She can body load a train ...Copperfield has a safe in her. ...Even Chris Angel won't date her. ...The broom levitation is done with a street sweeper. Two sheep are talking to one another in the paddock. One says to the other "Did you see Lord of Rings" and the other says... |
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calamari Elite user The San Francisco Bay Area 429 Posts
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See them? I'm dating three of them...
that magician was so bad?... how bad was he?...
"I came, I saw, SHE conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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He was as bad at magic as a giraffe is at limbo dancing.
What's white on the outside, pink and green on the inside and travels at 100mph? |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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A Limo full of drunk teenagers going to the prom/formal/dance
If toast comes out of a toaster, what comes out of microwave? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Micowav
What does a satanic duck wear to the pie shop? |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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An Egg Pentaflan
How much is that doggy in the window? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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I"m not sure. I only put him there via Doggy Through Window just the other day. HE was a ****er. WHy would you want to buy him?
A magician is so poor that......
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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He is so poor - he can't even pay attention.
What did the landlady take from the magician instead of the rent money?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts
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His virginity (He was only 35 after all).
What has 8 legs and runs screaming: "Ho dee do"?
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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A barbershop quartet being lynched for forgetting the words.
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