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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts 
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The vanishing body
Who makes up the audience? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Making Jimmy Hoffa disappear.
How do you turn Kyle's red jacket blue?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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The fish of course
What is a nuns favorite trick?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Pretending to not "want it" from father O'malley for all those years
What's black and white and smells like sausage gravy?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Kyle's mustache
How do you turn Kyle's red jacket blue?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Remove the Ketchup stains.
Why did Kyle and I stop producing rabbits in our acts? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because the rabbits said, "no kiss and no dinner, no production"
What type of magic doesn't Kyle do?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Good magic.
What do you get when you cross a Mafioso with a booking agent?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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topandball Regular user New England 132 Posts
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A cement shoe tap-dance act in every club in town.
How many Goodfellas does it take to change a light bulb?
"Gamblin' Sam from Birmingham, I learned this game in Vietnam"
R.I.P. Haynes, the ORIGINAL "Gamblin' Sam" |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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A.One, the light bulb was offered something he couldn't refuse
b.Two...one to get the horse and C.Take the canoli! Why did Nigel take the canoli?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Cause the horses head scared him..especially when Harris made it talk.
What did Harris make the horses head say that scared Nigel sooooo bad? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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"Here comes Kyle"
Would you rather your audience volunteer be Mr. Ed or Would you rather your audience volunteer be Francis the Talking Mule?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Mr. Ed.
Why haven't horses played a bigger role in magic through the years? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Mr. Ed especially if the series comedy writer Lou Derman could make a magical appearance. (he wrote the column Ledgerdermania many years ago.
Francis if Donald could do a short dance #.. Both guest request would be in the miracle class. How do you make a Magic Square..(or how do you make magic Square?)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Just have Photius perform it. They already think he is square any ways. =)
Why do people praise and love Kyle and his magic so much?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Quote:
On 2008-04-15 11:14, photius wrote: Wrong thread! This is gag Tag!
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Quote:
On 2008-04-15 16:36, magic4u02 wrote: They haven't been taught any better! Where does a rich stripper go for lunch?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To a peel and eat shrimp place.
(And a rather can be a gag) What did Kyle's mother say when he did his first trick?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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OH NO 2 magicians in this house. Can't I just get one of you to set the table?
What magic trick would we all stand up and appluade loudly for if Doug performed?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Probably the "Dissapear From the Magic Café" Trick!
What did the mama magic wand say to the baby magic wand?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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